Timothy drinks himself to death trying to impress two Beckys

06-28-2023, 03:12 PM

-

#1

Howiester
hamsterbrah

Howiester
hamsterbrah

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: California, United States

Posts: 29,792

Rep Power: 237074

Timothy drinks himself to death trying to impress two Beckys

https://www.foxnews.com/world/vacati...nk-menu-family

Timothy Southern, 53, of Staffordshire, England, was on vacation with his family in May 2022 in Saint Ann, Jamaica, where he met two Canadian women at a bar trying to complete a 21-drink challenge to celebrate a birthday, according to ITV News.

Southern had been drinking brandy and beer prior to taking up the challenge, according to an inquest.

He joined the women and managed to have 12 drinks before returning to his room at the Royal Decameron Club Caribbean, where he later died.

Such was life for Timothy.

It is the current year.

06-28-2023, 03:18 PM

-

#2

anonkunbrah

anonkunbrah

Join Date: Jul 2015

Posts: 52,505

Subscribers: 1

Rep Power: 372780

06-28-2023, 03:23 PM

-

#3

piramparam
Certified Horse

piramparam
Certified Horse

Join Date: Oct 2016

Age: 27

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 199 lbs

Posts: 9,145

Subscribers: 2

Rep Power: 13642

21 shots in 1 go? Thats rough man.
We once lined up 20 shots of bacardi at a party w my mate, 10 shots each. Twist was them wasnt no shot glasses but those mfs you put a tiny candle in. So it was no 4cl but like 10.
I passed out at 7th shot, no memory. I wake up and my mates in the floor but ass naked somebody put a tiny towel on top of his junk lmfao!

He was bloat though so he took them 10 shots like a champ.

Wtf am i goin on about. Rip timothy

1096 ng/dl

06-28-2023, 03:26 PM

-

#4

coast2coastam

coast2coastam

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: United States

Posts: 11,323

Rep Power: 138587

Drinking like that isn't even fun, you just get sick

RIP

06-28-2023, 03:26 PM

-

#5

dabbmw2002
Trolling the trolls.....

dabbmw2002
Trolling the trolls.....

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: Maryland, United States

Posts: 73,334

Rep Power: 713784

Post deleted by user

Original Ruckus

06-28-2023, 03:29 PM

-

#6

baroni01
Registered User

baroni01
Registered User

Join Date: May 2004

Location: Los Angeles

Age: 39

Posts: 13,096

Rep Power: 44500

So it was acute alcohol gastritis, any not his actual bac that killed him..

06-28-2023, 03:31 PM

-

#7

azzspankr

azzspankr

Join Date: Mar 2011

Posts: 19,632

Subscribers: 2

Rep Power: 260378

I wonder if he got laid before he went back to his wife in their room

St. Louis Blues Crew
I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
RICHSTRONG's personal s*x toy

06-28-2023, 03:36 PM

-

#8

Kiop
™gif me so i can gif you©

Kiop
™gif me so i can gif you©

Join Date: Nov 2015

Posts: 55,724

Rep Power: 222392

it over
for TIM

timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

06-28-2023, 03:38 PM

-

#9

Howiester
hamsterbrah

Howiester
hamsterbrah

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: California, United States

Posts: 29,792

Rep Power: 237074

Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩

All because some tradie needlessly modified his pickup (and did a shoddy job too). Sad!

It is the current year.

06-28-2023, 03:38 PM

-

#10

Ironmanlet
Adamantium User

Ironmanlet
Adamantium User

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Cajun Country

Age: 40

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 185 lbs

Posts: 52,497

Subscribers: 4

Rep Power: 418275

The ego is the enemy

“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.

06-29-2023, 09:00 AM

-

#11

TheCore84
Registered Rustler

TheCore84
Registered Rustler

Join Date: Jan 2009

Posts: 27,908

Rep Power: 155646

Such is life for a Timothy

Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, and White Sox

Misc Hard Seltzer Crew

Recovering Tradie Crew

06-29-2023, 09:01 AM

-

#12

TheCore84
Registered Rustler

TheCore84
Registered Rustler

Join Date: Jan 2009

Posts: 27,908

Rep Power: 155646

Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩

Those guys are always the biggest imbeciles. Court Jesters. They think drinking large amounts of alcohol impresses women. It doesn't.

Not to mention that isn’t doing your sink any favors if they do actually want to smish

Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, and White Sox

Misc Hard Seltzer Crew

Recovering Tradie Crew

06-29-2023, 09:05 AM

-

#13

Lefticle
Registered User

Lefticle
Registered User

Join Date: Jan 2011

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 225 lbs

Posts: 29,440

Subscribers: 1

Rep Power: 571997

Looks like he won’t be making that mistake again.

Always Neg Back Crew.

06-29-2023, 09:16 AM

-

#14

OffwhiteBrah

OffwhiteBrah

Join Date: Apr 2015

Location: Florida, United States

Posts: 50,218

Rep Power: 545472

At 53 years of age, you should know better.

06-29-2023, 09:30 AM

-

#15

tehgosu

tehgosu

Join Date: Dec 2011

Posts: 10,913

Subscribers: 1

Rep Power: 33801

lmao the ultimate jester

06-29-2023, 09:32 AM

-

#16

wrassler45
Registered User

wrassler45
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: United States

Age: 38

Posts: 4,359

Rep Power: 90674

Damn TimOP

06-29-2023, 09:37 AM

-

#17

robreynolds1234

robreynolds1234

Join Date: Nov 2011

Age: 38

Posts: 13,232

Rep Power: 34521

He was 53, should have known what he was doing. Maybe he got carried away into doing this by the 2 women.

Anyways, too much drinking means too many problems (both sooner and later).. and too much is hardly enjoyable and destroys any kinds of fun you had with a decent amount..what's the point of drinking if you are going to mess it up....

06-29-2023, 09:38 AM

-

#18

meanstringbean
Registered User

meanstringbean
Registered User

Join Date: Mar 2019

Age: 56

Posts: 11,550

Rep Power: 58418

Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩

Those guys are always the biggest imbeciles. Court Jesters. They think drinking large amounts of alcohol impresses women. It doesn't.

Timmy in this story probably was never a successful partier, mightve gone to some random ones growing up but not enough to actually understand what it takes to get women.

Jestermaxxing is acceptable game when you are a teenager and in college and have no idea wtf you are doing. Literally killing yourself to impress women as an adult though just lol

06-29-2023, 09:41 AM

-

#19

Zere0wn

Zere0wn

Join Date: Jun 2006

Posts: 11,666

Rep Power: 44071

goes on vacation with family, then goes out to bar and tries to keep up with two women on a drinking challenge? pathetic.

My ALT is elevated. 75.

06-29-2023, 09:42 AM

-

#20

bfdehewdbyywhn
Registered User

bfdehewdbyywhn
Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2019

Age: 56

Posts: 47,380

Rep Power: 103861

imagine dying to only 21 shots

HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder

06-29-2023, 09:43 AM

-

#21

Jasonw1178
5'3" 300lbs Fudge Rounds

Jasonw1178
5'3" 300lbs Fudge Rounds

Join Date: Dec 2012

Posts: 44,104

Rep Power: 271274

LOL @ trying to impress sloots.

06-29-2023, 09:47 AM

-

#22

SaviorSelfJT
clownslayer

SaviorSelfJT
clownslayer

Join Date: Aug 2010

Posts: 12,855

Rep Power: 166618

Would be even funnier if the sloots actually brought him back to the hotel to smash but he couldn’t cause of all the drinks

Best lifts:
Bench press: 315x5
Squat: 465x1
Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)

06-29-2023, 09:50 AM

-

#23

Nonsense916
worst poster on the misc

Nonsense916
worst poster on the misc

Join Date: May 2010

Posts: 54,085

Rep Power: 321216

Imagine he survived? He would probably wish he was dead with that hangover srs

Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

Nonsense Army Crew.

06-29-2023, 10:09 AM

-

#24

1Cthulu1
Registered User

1Cthulu1
Registered User

Join Date: Dec 2013

Posts: 332

Rep Power: 3894

Anyone who goes to the Caribbean or any other third world country and orders alcohol and thinks that just because the bottle has a name brand on it means it isn't some kind of liquor made in a bathtub somewhere is delusional.

All those mysterious resort deaths in South America that had people talking about serial killers? No...just poorly distilled home made liquor.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...ow/1793061001/

Over the weekend, authorities in Costa Rica confiscated 30,000 bottles of liquor after 19 people died after drinking what is believed to be tainted alcohol from multiple brands in the last six weeks.

The news comes as the FBI runs toxicology tests in connection with two of the 10 Americans confirmed to have died in the Dominican Republic since March.

Meanwhile, The Hard Rock Hotel chain has removed liquor dispensers from rooms on the Caribbean island as well as at properties in Mexico.

06-29-2023, 10:12 AM

-

#25

crupiea
Lifetime Member

crupiea
Lifetime Member

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: San Diego, California, United States

Posts: 42,878

Rep Power: 232216

Wait a minute here.

Are they trying to tell us that college age girls who just turned 21 can drink 21 drinks.

That a lot of drinks even by my life long sailor level drinking. Sure, these girls can drink and are probably drunk all the time but i have never met one that could remotely keep up with my drinking levels.

"To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one. It is rather an endless struggle that will go on to the very last moment of our lives. Nobody is born a warrior, in exactly the same way that nobody is born an average man. We make ourselves into one or the other."-- Carlos Castaneda