other day was out at the beach with my bro. he was puting lotion on my back so I wouldnt burn. not serious. Im not a slateskinned pinkoid. we were hitting on big booty girls. and after a few approaches and no luck told him to pop a few pills of cialis and pepsi to numb his emotions as it fukks up his game. went to get another can of budlight and heard women screaming and cops saying to back up back up. tore threw the croud and saw my brother coughing up blood on his back, no life in his eyes. EMT told me he needed to finish inorder to return bloodflow to his brain. cops selected 10 random women age 16-40 from the crowd and they did their best to get his blood flowing again but to no cigar. EMTs put him on a stretcher and one of the big booty latina EMTs was in the vehichle eating lunch ripped a airy 12 second fart, deep bassy and smelled dense. he woke up immediately and shot his load on her. now Im getting calls from news crews/her family on how I shoudl repay her

how did he cough up blood on his back?

That's wild, op