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Thread: If you get hard on a public toilet, where do you put your dick? Srs

post 1686675293 07-17-2023, 11:11 AM
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If you get hard on a public toilet, where do you put your dick? Srs

It's always so ****ing awkward. You can't let it dangle inside the bowl unless you're fine feeling the same porcelain that's touched dozens of other dicks that day on yours.

Do you hold it?
Sit it on your lap?
Get some tissue and make like a dick sleeping bag?


I know I'm not the only person who has wondered this.

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post 1686675373 07-17-2023, 11:12 AM
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I close the lid on it
post 1686675403 07-17-2023, 11:12 AM
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In the glory hole obviously
post 1686675443 07-17-2023, 11:13 AM
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Never been hard on a public toilet. Seems counterproductive.

but I hit panic mode when I sit down on a public toilet and my wiener touches water.
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post 1686675533 07-17-2023, 11:15 AM
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Only chit at home crew.

Clockwork chit crew.

Chit soon as I wake up crew.

Chit right when I get home crew.



I do know a couple super clean truck stops that I have had to emergency chit at. Didn’t get a boner though.

I guess if I did I’d get off the chitter and put on a condom then continue to chit. After I sat back down of course.
I loe e.
post 1686675553 07-17-2023, 11:15 AM
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i do not use public toilets for number 2
i trained my body and mind to avoid this
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post 1686675563 07-17-2023, 11:15 AM
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Not in public toilets, nope.
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post 1686675593 07-17-2023, 11:16 AM
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post 1686675713 07-17-2023, 11:18 AM
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In my mouth.
Nothing like a mid afternoon public toilet blumpkin.
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post 1686675743 07-17-2023, 11:19 AM
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Why would you be getting hard taking a crap anywhere? Let alone a public convenience.
post 1686675833 07-17-2023, 11:20 AM
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the next stall
post 1686675843 07-17-2023, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
Why would you be getting hard taking a crap anywhere? Let alone a public convenience.
How should I know? This fukin rascal over here.
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post 1686675923 07-17-2023, 11:21 AM
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I never put my ass on the seat, if I need to **** I either just wait until I get home or just hover over the seat and drop the deuce
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post 1686676103 07-17-2023, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
In the glory hole obviously
This is the correct response
post 1686678443 07-17-2023, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
This is the correct response
What if the hole leads to the stall next to you?
I loe e.
post 1686678643 07-17-2023, 12:06 PM
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Woah there OP, you're talking about big dink problems so I don't think many miscers can chime in
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Only chit at home crew.

Clockwork chit crew.

Chit soon as I wake up crew.

Chit right when I get home crew.



I do know a couple super clean truck stops that I have had to emergency chit at. Didn’t get a boner though.

I guess if I did I’d get off the chitter and put on a condom then continue to chit. After I sat back down of course.
Based.

I unload in the morning so I don't have to worry about that chit during the day/
post 1686679543 07-17-2023, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
What if the hole leads to the stall next to you?
I always thought it would go to any random woman’s stall

If it stays in the men’s bathroom thats gay but I doubt it
post 1686680393 07-17-2023, 12:26 PM
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I just fap while I'm talking a sh!t for the ultimate prostate orgasm. I alway LOL after I shoot ropes on the floor and the back of the stall door because the janitor will have to clean my cum. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1686680453 07-17-2023, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
I just fap while I'm talking a sh!t for the ultimate prostate orgasm. I alway LOL after I shoot ropes on the floor and the back of the stall door because the janitor will have to clean my cum. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
Fuk you're rude. I always clean up my cum 100% srs
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post 1686682213 07-17-2023, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Fuk you're rude. I always clean up my cum 100% srs
That shameful feeling when you lean down to mop it up with a wad of toilet paper
post 1686682223 07-17-2023, 12:52 PM
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In my mouth

Edit: another self felatio bro wizard up there ^^^^
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post 1686682383 07-17-2023, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
In my mouth

Edit: another self felatio bro wizard up there ^^^^
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post 1686683983 07-17-2023, 01:22 PM
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Why would you be hard in a public restroom where only other guys are in?
post 1686684583 07-17-2023, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Why would you be hard in a public restroom where only other guys are in?
JFL if you're not walking around all day at full mast regardless of surroundings in 2023.
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post 1686684593 07-17-2023, 01:32 PM
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post 1686684973 07-17-2023, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
That shameful feeling when you lean down to mop it up with a wad of toilet paper
You know what's funny? From your description, I know you've been there.
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post 1686685043 07-17-2023, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
Why would you be getting hard taking a crap anywhere? Let alone a public convenience.
this strong wtf
post 1686685103 07-17-2023, 01:41 PM
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I gotta squat over cause my balls hit the water in public toilets
post 1686685243 07-17-2023, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
if i'm hard i can usually just give myself a bj
Fuark! Mirin srs
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post 1686686063 07-17-2023, 02:00 PM
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Legit confused...doesn't the dick even in flaccid state touch the porcelain already? That's why I always line with toilet paper. If you're getting a hard on and it's touching the rim, then I'm questioning why you're getting erect in a man's bathroom with male feces and piss everywhere?

But now I'm genuinely curious. I think I may have never been taught to use the ****ter properly. Don't you tuck your dick down so you can pee while pooping? You don't just let it rest on top of the seat, right?
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Woah there OP, you're talking about big dink problems so I don't think many miscers can chime in



Based.

I unload in the morning so I don't have to worry about that chit during the day/
No, he's not talking big dick problems. He's talking getting a hard on surrounded by male feces and piss problem.
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