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post 1686741583 07-18-2023, 11:52 AM
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Shakira has gone BBC

Jimmy bucketz about to rearrange some gutshttps://www.miamiherald.com/sports/a...277386518.html



post 1686742203 07-18-2023, 12:02 PM
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Shakira so two thousand and late
post 1686742313 07-18-2023, 12:03 PM
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Once the white man got bored of her and she was past her prime, the BBC gets the sloppy seconds.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1686742583 07-18-2023, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Once the white man got bored of her and she was past her prime, the BBC gets the sloppy seconds.
What white man? Her ex was Latin

And Buckets is just smashing, he won't wife like a Bezos would
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post 1686742653 07-18-2023, 12:10 PM
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we up
post 1686742703 07-18-2023, 12:11 PM
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Well her hips may not lie but neither do her plumbing bills I mean jimmy is in for a bit of a surprise when he excuses himself to use the restroom only to flip back the lid and discover a bowl packed to the brim with mahogany fudge buzzards and in a state of panic he will surely try the doorknob only to find it locked and a door will fall open revealing a plunger and a blur live in Liverpool 1996 tshirt and he will realize he has been duped into aggressively plungering for the remainder of the evening and a singular tear will trickle down his cheek as he pulls the collar of the tshirt up over his nose in furious regret
post 1686742763 07-18-2023, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
What white man? Her ex was Latin

And Buckets is just smashing, he won't wife like a Bezos would
You already know Jimmy was fapping to her when he was in his teens, this is just him fulfilling his dreams of smashing non prime Shakira
post 1686742803 07-18-2023, 12:13 PM
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post 1686743323 07-18-2023, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
What white man? Her ex was Latin

And Buckets is just smashing, he won't wife like a Bezos would
Most people from Northern Spain are white dumbass
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1686743763 07-18-2023, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Well her hips may not lie but neither do her plumbing bills I mean jimmy is in for a bit of a surprise when he excuses himself to use the restroom only to flip back the lid and discover a bowl packed to the brim with mahogany fudge buzzards and in a state of panic he will surely try the doorknob only to find it locked and a door will fall open revealing a plunger and a blur live in Liverpool 1996 tshirt and he will realize he has been duped into aggressively plungering for the remainder of the evening and a singular tear will trickle down his cheek as he pulls the collar of the tshirt up over his nose in furious regret
I can't look @ new chicks now without gauging their ability to destroy chipoltle bathrooms.
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post 1686744003 07-18-2023, 12:31 PM
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post 1686745903 07-18-2023, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
What white man? Her ex was Latin
LOL at americancels

Spain isn't Mexico brah. Iberians are Caucasian
post 1686746153 07-18-2023, 01:07 PM
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because she's old and beat and it's all she can settle for now

kind of embarrassing for jimmy, brb dating a washed up hag 15 yrs older

no idea why but nba players get 0 pussy and are desperate as fuk
post 1686747163 07-18-2023, 01:28 PM
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post 1686783933 07-19-2023, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lol it's not that it's for the clout and publicity she may be WELL past her prime but it's still shakira
This, she has status which brings her value a lot.

Status is important when it comes to a women as well. Shakira may be an oldhag but she still looks good enough and combined with the fact that she is Shakira, many, including me, would preffer her over most 25 year old annoying nobody HBB.
post 1686784013 07-19-2023, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩
because she's old and beat and it's all she can settle for now

kind of embarrassing for jimmy, brb dating a washed up hag 15 yrs older

no idea why but nba players get 0 pussy and are desperate as fuk
Wasn't Tom Cruise trying to fuk her like a month ago?
post 1686784083 07-19-2023, 06:10 AM
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She still got a few good years left in the tank. Good investment.
Permanent reminder that MBisonSon is a fgt => https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181456073
Permanent reminder of his cowardly and embarrassing response => https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181466023 (if this link is dead, the cuckening is complete)
post 1686784273 07-19-2023, 06:15 AM
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Shakira won't be banging him lol

She's too fickle for casual

Jimmy won't be playing the long game unless he's a simp
post 1686784473 07-19-2023, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
What white man? Her ex was Latin

And Buckets is just smashing, he won't wife like a Bezos would
her ex is spanish. lmao. spanish people aren't latin, they are CAUCASIAN. FULLY EUROPEAN WHITE, execpt for the small percentage of mores blood in the south
post 1686784943 07-19-2023, 06:35 AM
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You know she’s just doing it to piss off her ex.
post 1686785043 07-19-2023, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
What white man? Her ex was Latin

And Buckets is just smashing, he won't wife like a Bezos would
Lol call a spaniard a "latin" and he'll be mad as fck. They're white
post 1686785333 07-19-2023, 06:45 AM
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post 1686785513 07-19-2023, 06:48 AM
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Even when she was young she was a butt her face. Now? Lol.
post 1686786393 07-19-2023, 07:08 AM
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he will readjust
her manufacturer settings.
post 1686786493 07-19-2023, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
What white man? Her ex was Latin
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post 1686791703 07-19-2023, 08:43 AM
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Yes her ex was latin

Latin her routinely pound the porcelain with fanny pheasant onslaughts resulting in many sleepless nights of aggressive and unsuccessful toilet plungering with his my wife live somewhere 2010 tshirt pulled up over his nose
post 1686791853 07-19-2023, 08:45 AM
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post 1686791993 07-19-2023, 08:48 AM
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Jimmy loves county music. Why isn't he after some young country sloot
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Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

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post 1686792373 07-19-2023, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
Jimmy loves county music. Why isn't he after some young country sloot
Hip bump to the hoop by a Latin sloot
post 1686792623 07-19-2023, 08:59 AM
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lol at going for BBC, just the white man's sloppy seconds

she got dumped brah
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