Hey Misc

Have this good friend I’ve been rolling with for around 4yrs. We always chill at my place, do some pepsi, watch Hulu. Lately I’ve been concerned for him because I think he’s going through some depression or something. His vibe is always off, and he just lounges around my apartment looking at some forum. I get that he’s a rentcel so I don’t mind having him around, but I just wish my boy would seem happy again

So I came up with a plan and asked my hot 18yr old gf to fuk him. She complained at first but I told her we could do anal later if she obliged, so she went with it. She’s a good kid but I pull hella bishes so it really ain’t no thing to pass one to the boy

Anyway, I slipped some cialis in his Truly and got him on some Pepsi. Had my girl dress all slooty and then pretended I had to step outside for a second

I come back and my friend is all flustered and says he has to go. I ask my bish wtf happened and she said she just couldn’t get wet, and he kept trying to ram his semi inside but it just kept bending to the side and wouldn’t go in. She cried and apologized.

I guess I can’t really be mad at her, she gave it her best shot. But what’s annoying is now my friend is acting all smug, like he thinks he got one over on me. Should I keep trying to get him laid misc or what? Not sure what else I can do

Typical

Typical

Then you woke up from your dream.

aware, unfortunately

awear