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» Why isn't Barbie ever pregnant?
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post 1687540723 07-31-2023, 05:47 PM
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Why isn't Barbie ever pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.
post 1687540773 07-31-2023, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Because Ken came in a different box.
Lol
post 1687540883 07-31-2023, 05:49 PM
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post 1687541063 07-31-2023, 05:52 PM
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rimshot
I'm stronger when I'm drunk!
post 1687541373 07-31-2023, 06:01 PM
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In4 dad jokes

What do you call a black women that likes men and women?

Bi Felicia
I loe e.
post 1687541633 07-31-2023, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225
In4 dad jokes

What do you call a black women that likes men and women?

Bi Felicia
Haha!
post 1687541903 07-31-2023, 06:09 PM
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After my wife gave birth, I pulled the doctor aside and asked him how soon he thought we could have sex after the birth.

He winked at me and said he'd be off work in 15 minutes.
post 1687541943 07-31-2023, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted By jreacher
After my wife gave birth, I pulled the doctor aside and asked him how soon he thought we could have sex after the birth.

He winked at me and said he'd be off work in 15 minutes.
Haha!!
post 1687542373 07-31-2023, 06:18 PM
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Dickhead hahaha. Dad jokes.

Here's my favourite one:

My husband just left me because I'm insecure... no wait he's back now, he just went to get the mail.
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