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Thread: I can get away with farting now I have put weight on

post 1687543613 07-31-2023, 06:43 PM
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I can get away with farting now I have put weight on

When I was thin (155lbs, 5' 9") and farted, there wasn't any disguising it, the fart was a normal fart. Now I have put weight on (200lbs) and my azz is fatter, I can clench my cheeks and release like 1 bubble and it sounds like 1 clap or like I dropped something on the floor. It's like a singular "plap" noise, presumably because of the extra blubber directly after my anus, but there's no rolling fart or repetition like at 155lbs. There aren't many advantages to being overweight but this is one. I can do one plap but if there's a subsequent plap, it might be noticeable so I pretend to cough or turn on a tap to finish it off. Better out than in.
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post 1687543803 07-31-2023, 06:47 PM
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Excellent. Keep us updated on your progress and keep up the good work.
post 1687544333 07-31-2023, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By TomJones420⏩
Excellent. Keep us updated on your progress and keep up the good work.
I wish it was work, at least then it would stop at 5PM.
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post 1687544443 07-31-2023, 06:59 PM
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Mirin!
post 1687544493 07-31-2023, 07:00 PM
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Lmao
post 1687544543 07-31-2023, 07:01 PM
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Fart sounds are unique srs
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