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post 1687584263 08-01-2023, 11:57 AM
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Incel adivce thread

As an old timer I really feel bad for the young incels out there so I've decided to offer up some advice on the ladies

1. Don't be uptight - Women hate this

2. Don't be a tryhard - Just say you're at a party and a woman says she likes a certain brand of alcohol, don't leave the party and spend 30 mins driving to the store to get it. That's creepy and if a woman was goading you into it she was using you and wasn't gonna sleep with you anyway

3. Be secure in yourself. A stuttering autist will never get laid. What you say is secondary to how you say it

4. Learn how to carry a conversation IRL. Too many young guys are great over text but have no idea how to actually talk to woman when they are in front of them

Bonus tip: If you don't care about relationships and just want something very short term walk around with a half filled bottle of pills in your pocket. The sound it makes is like a mating call to women of ill repute

And lastly, try your best to be conventionally attractive, tall and charismatic.

Good luck guys!
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post 1687584623 08-01-2023, 12:03 PM
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Just say hi. The reason you incels don’t get laid is because you’re not putting yourself out there! You have to make an effort.
post 1687584823 08-01-2023, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By NMS3⏩
Just say hi. The reason you incels don’t get laid is because you’re not putting yourself out there! You have to make an effort.
That only works if you have normal social skills and you don't end up a virgin after high school if you know how to act around females lol
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post 1687584893 08-01-2023, 12:07 PM
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Yep and don't be negative. Don't talk too negatively about people or anything for that matter. It's kind of the foundation for charisma.
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Inb4 BigBallMcgee and the other incel sad sack band shows up and this thread devolves into another 30 page whine-a-thon
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post 1687585713 08-01-2023, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
And lastly, try your best to be conventionally attractive, tall and charismatic.

Good luck guys!
This is, ironically, the only thing that'll be honed in on, lol
post 1687585873 08-01-2023, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By natypes⏩
Yep and don't be negative. Don't talk too negatively about people or anything for that matter. It's kind of the foundation for charisma.
You can be negative but you have to frame it in a joking way. Women are masters of complaining about trivial matters/things that can't be changed and they don't like competition
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post 1687585983 08-01-2023, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
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Where's the lie though?

The original post is 100% truth
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post 1687587073 08-01-2023, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Where's the lie though?

The original post is 100% truth
Yeah I of course don't disagree with anything here, but the advice seems so generic (well, aside from the pills bit lul) that I don't think any incel who is open to advice could get anything out of it. Feels a bit like "just say hi bro," and the "try your best to be tall" comment doesn't help.
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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
Yeah I of course don't disagree with anything here, but the advice seems so generic (well, aside from the pills bit lul) that I don't think any incel who is open to advice could get anything out of it. Feels a bit like "just say hi bro," and the "try your best to be tall" comment doesn't help.
I mean, I literally doesn't matter what you say to them.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I mean, I literally doesn't matter what you say to them.
they don't actually want help
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They're lazy and expect everything to come to them. Many of them are pampered by their mommies who assure them, "Everything will be alright, baby boy." Brutal. Yet the guy's in his 20s. Smh.

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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
Yeah I of course don't disagree with anything here, but the advice seems so generic (well, aside from the pills bit lul) that I don't think any incel who is open to advice could get anything out of it. Feels a bit like "just say hi bro," and the "try your best to be tall" comment doesn't help.
It has to be generic because its a catch all that works on all women. Girls aren't a monolith but if I had some more specifics about the girl they were after I could give more specific advice.

Tall, conventionally attractive and charismatic. You don't have to be all 3 but you need to be at least one, preferably 2 of those. Tall is probably the least important of them and really the only one you don't have much control over. You can't change your bone structure but you can dress well and groom yourself in a way that fits whatever style you're going for
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Originally Posted By BigJimsWornOut⏩
They're lazy and expect everything to come to them. Many of them are pampered by their mommies who assure them, "Everything will be alright, baby boy." Brutal. Yet the guy's in his 20s. Smh.

Incels are runts that refuse to accept their placement in this world.
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Have a couple of eccentric hobbies that make you seem "passionate" and interesting. If it sounds like they cost money, even better.
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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
Yeah I of course don't disagree with anything here, but the advice seems so generic
Because it is, and regardless of how well intentioned the advice is, it isn't particularly helpful.

I thought the "try your best to be conventionally attractive" was a joke because he basically said "try your best to fall within common beauty standards". Before anyone comes at me, that's literally what "conventionally attractive" means.
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"dating" is super lame after a point. How many times do you want to keep trying to win first impressions? How about starting a family?
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Because it is, and regardless of how well intentioned the advice is, it isn't particularly helpful.

I thought the "try your best to be conventionally attractive" was a joke because he basically said "try your best to fall within common beauty standards". Before anyone comes at me, that's literally what "conventionally attractive" means.
It was a joke but you can still do things to make yourself look better. Any more specific advice would have to be tailored to the individual. Why do you say it isn't helpful? Is it because you've already heard these things, because you think they don't work or because you think it's impossible for you to do them?
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post 1687589853 08-01-2023, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
I would treat the following miscers to a full service at a massage parlor (Asian vs Latina, their choice)


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Paying for sex doesn't help their situation. They want to be loved and wanted not have a sentient fleshlight
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No thanks ill just stay incel
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
No thanks ill just stay incel
If you're happy and content with your lifestyle who am I to tell you you're wrong
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
be attractive
dont be unattractive
Must be tough being trapped in a mental prison of your own making like this for years.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
If you're happy and content with your lifestyle who am I to tell you you're wrong
Thanks for understanding Chad
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Paying for sex doesn't help their situation. They want to be loved and wanted not have a sentient fleshlight
True, and yes I'm aware that Incels want affection, but affection and intimacy are a step too far at the moment.


Step 1 is to get into some nice sugar walls. You'd be surprised that the mere act of touching a woman's flesh can rewire a man's brain to have more motivation. I believe it'll motivate them to snap out of their funk and take more assertive action.
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