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Thread: Someone's dog took a **** next to your mailbox in your yard, what would you do?

post 1687690643 08-03-2023, 04:54 AM
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Someone's dog took a **** next to your mailbox in your yard, what would you do?

Wot do?
post 1687690813 08-03-2023, 05:05 AM
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Scoop it up into a bag, find the nearest MAGA, and throw it at him.
post 1687690833 08-03-2023, 05:06 AM
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Check my security camera for the offender and put the turd in their mailbox.
post 1687690863 08-03-2023, 05:07 AM
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Pretty much idgaf, i'm not gonna pick up my own dogs chit so i really do not care
Yup
post 1687690923 08-03-2023, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Staynlean⏩
Pretty much idgaf, i'm not gonna pick up my own dogs chit so i really do not care
But it's a sign of massive disrespect though...
post 1687691703 08-03-2023, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
I'd have Mia Khalifa come pick it up with her face mask and then put the mask back on.



is this real?

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post 1687692213 08-03-2023, 05:55 AM
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Poison.

The dog and the owner.
post 1687692413 08-03-2023, 06:02 AM
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Find the owner and take a gigantic thunderpants-esque choclate toddler arm turd right next totheirmailbox as retribution.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1687692633 08-03-2023, 06:07 AM
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Probably inspect it closely and offer nutrition tips to the owner srs.
post 1687692723 08-03-2023, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Find the owner and take a gigantic thunderpants-esque choclate toddler arm turd right next totheirmailbox as retribution.
Looking for a camera with motion detectors now.
post 1687692863 08-03-2023, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Looking for a camera with motion detectors now.
tfw you watch the video and notice it wasn't a dog phoning elvis on your yard, but a person. Buddy just squatting and taking a filthy dump while giggling uncontrollably and shiftily surveilling the area around him to not get caught fertilizing your flowers.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1687693053 08-03-2023, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
tfw you watch the video and notice it wasn't a dog phoning elvis on your yard, but a person. Buddy just squatting and taking a filthy dump while giggling uncontrollably and shiftily surveilling the area around him to not get caught fertilizing your flowers.
Fuarkkk would rage even harder
post 1687693143 08-03-2023, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Yes. She posted this video after she did the poop mask:



credit for cleaning up that chit but fuaaark dasnotitmane
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post 1687693213 08-03-2023, 06:25 AM
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never clean up my dogs poo crew
post 1687693263 08-03-2023, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
never clean up my dogs poo crew
Even when he ****s in front of the door of some random house?
post 1687693503 08-03-2023, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Even when he ****s in front of the door of some random house?
I stop them going right up to the door, but if its their front lawn or whatever, yeah I still won't clean it up. Cant really get mad if some dog does it to me
post 1687693723 08-03-2023, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Yes. She posted this video after she did the poop mask:



At first I thought it was fake…like she put something down and acted like it was poop…no thats fukn poop

You can see the dog doing the back kick trying to cover it up with grass…bonkers
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