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Thread: Just rewatched Shrek. (trigger warning for manlets)

post 1687992953 08-08-2023, 10:56 AM
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Just rewatched Shrek. (trigger warning for manlets)

Fuarking GOAT film. Never realized how big of a trigger the movie was for manlets though. Imagine being a short brah and watching the film in theaters.

brb everyone laughing at you
brb constant manlet jokes
brb it's better to be a fukking ogre than a short man
brb princess wants the ogre instead of a rich manlet

absolutely BROOTAL.



post 1687992983 08-08-2023, 10:57 AM
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he has top 1% face too

and money
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post 1687994493 08-08-2023, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
he has top 1% face too

and money
is it over for manlets?
post 1687994613 08-08-2023, 11:26 AM
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Im a manlet and had a good laugh.

Thanks and repped.
post 1687995153 08-08-2023, 11:36 AM
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yeah but she turns out to be an ogre too
post 1687995443 08-08-2023, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
yeah but she turns out to be an ogre too
A surprising number of women do after they get married.
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post 1687995543 08-08-2023, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
A surprising number of women do after they get married.
Lol
post 1687995663 08-08-2023, 11:46 AM
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Farquaad's personality sucked too. If he had any ounce of self-respect, he could have said F U to Fiona and married someone else. There's nothing sadder than a guy pining for a girl even after being rejected.
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post 1687995723 08-08-2023, 11:49 AM
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post 1687995963 08-08-2023, 11:54 AM
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Manlet checking in. 5'6". Rewatched this, and cringed hard at all the manlet jokes so casually dropped. So easy to hate a tyranical ruler when he is short. They knew it would be hard to not like him if he was a tall brah.

Feels bad mane.

(although gotta say, he's like 3 feet tall in this movie)
post 1687996053 08-08-2023, 11:56 AM
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irl Fiona would be deepthroating that lil midgets dick like no tomorrow. No way a high class sloot like her would settle for a degenerate brokie like Shrek

Money and status is everything
post 1687996093 08-08-2023, 11:57 AM
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post 1687996113 08-08-2023, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
yeah but she turns out to be an ogre too
This, plus the only reason that lady ever married his bitch ogre asss is because she turned into an ogre herself first. Imagine bragging about height when your only dating options are literal forest monster women, just lmao
post 1687996293 08-08-2023, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
irl Fiona would be deepthroating that lil midgets dick like no tomorrow. No way a high class sloot like her would settle for a degenerate brokie like Shrek

Money and status is everything
Manlet detected

Just
Fukin
Lol
post 1687996423 08-08-2023, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
Manlet detected

Just
Fukin
Lol
Im 6'3
post 1687996463 08-08-2023, 12:04 PM
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post 1687996913 08-08-2023, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
Manlet detected

Just
Fukin
Lol
Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
Im 6'3
Manlet confirmed.

Also lol at that whole movie being about accepting yourself and they chit on the trinity killer for being a midget the whole time.
Lurking since '05 - the days of VS gorilla/cloud/goku threads
post 1687997123 08-08-2023, 12:15 PM
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post 1687997683 08-08-2023, 12:23 PM
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post 1687997863 08-08-2023, 12:25 PM
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If they could have just stopped CGI films after the great Shrek 2.
post 1687998023 08-08-2023, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Fake chad detected. There's a 86% chance that's not you in your avi and you're not really a headturner either.

Just
Fukin
Lol

Prove me wrong and I'll apologize though. WTF would a tall chad be a regular on the misc for? They wouldn't

Not saying there aren't tall miscers but even they are so fuking autistic and creepy IRL girls run from them as soon as they open their mouths
I wish I was a chad son, never claimed to be, wish being a manmore just made that automatic.

I am tall though, verified 6’5.5” at my yearly physical last month.

Don’t be so mad bro, we’re all gonna make it, manlet and manmore both.
post 1687998763 08-08-2023, 12:39 PM
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