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» I think my low-T soy boy dentist is mirin to hard
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post 1688174143 08-11-2023, 11:15 AM
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I think my low-T soy boy dentist is mirin to hard

Only got this dentist 3 years ago.

Went for my 6 monthly check up.

Sat in waiting room, is always the assistant comes out to call next person.

Soy boy dentist comes out to get me.

Starts saying good to see me again, shakes hand and while doing so other hand feeling my forearm. Das not it mane.

Same chit talk. Always asks if my phone number is the same but never has form in front them him and the reception ask dat stuff anyway. Literally how I got the appointment.

Starts asking how much I drink alcohol, obviously seeing if I’m a chad party animal or just a poser.

Starts asking what type of food I eat and like, soy boy definitely planning date in his head.

Then will start saying weird chit like “great bushing” and “your flossing is game is amazing” exact words I chit you not.

Leaned over me at one point, legit had had balls resting on my shoulder.

Told him I was paddle boarding today, starts saying would love to learn, Wasn’t confident in water would need sum1 strong to watch over them. What is dis?

Do think is harmless in my head? Or is this soy boy scheming?

Ghost NC and get new dentist?
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post 1688174253 08-11-2023, 11:16 AM
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I haven't been to the dentist in like 15 years, have you tried brushing your teeth regularly
post 1688174263 08-11-2023, 11:16 AM
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lol pepper dat angus boyo
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post 1688174303 08-11-2023, 11:17 AM
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post 1688174413 08-11-2023, 11:18 AM
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You must enjoy it when you are on your back and he probes your mouth with his tool.
post 1688174573 08-11-2023, 11:21 AM
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post 1688174723 08-11-2023, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals
I haven't been to the dentist in like 15 years, have you tried brushing your teeth regularly
Mirin if you had no issues.

Brush and floss twice a day. Just go for check ups 6 monthly.
Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
lol pepper dat angus boyo
Honestly never let him use gas on me srs
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Your autism levels are astronomically high (spaceX type ****) or you're trolling, 1 of the 2. I'll just leave it at that.
Gonna have to go with the Autism. Genuinely think he’s been trying to hit on me srs. Don’t know just feels weird the chit he does and says.
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post 1688174833 08-11-2023, 11:25 AM
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Just invite him out, you know you want to.

Even your OP is shaking with anticipation its riddled with grammatical errors.
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post 1688174953 08-11-2023, 11:28 AM
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He wants to tamp your turds.
Time for a new dentist.
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post 1688175093 08-11-2023, 11:30 AM
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Plot Twist .........OP is the soy Dentist
post 1688175243 08-11-2023, 11:32 AM
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Think he wants you to inspect his mouth, OP...with your schlong.
post 1688177893 08-11-2023, 12:15 PM
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Lmao pepper your angus OP.
post 1688181463 08-11-2023, 01:15 PM
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LMAO i wouldn't go under anesthesia with this dentist bro. Youre gonna wake up with a sticky face and sore butt hole
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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