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08-11-2023, 12:03 PM
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clean and jerk is the dumbest lift in the world
where in gods green earth have we ever had to do a movement like that?
squat? yeah thats gucci to lift heavy loads on our back
deadlift? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads off the ground
OHP? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads higher height than hips
clean and jerk? yeah lemme just swing this heavy ass weight above my head and jump mid way through to power it up... snap city bich
squat? yeah thats gucci to lift heavy loads on our back
deadlift? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads off the ground
OHP? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads higher height than hips
clean and jerk? yeah lemme just swing this heavy ass weight above my head and jump mid way through to power it up... snap city bich
08-11-2023, 12:10 PM
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08-11-2023, 12:10 PM
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I prefer the jerk and clean
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08-11-2023, 12:10 PM
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You don’t have to do it boyo.
It’s a classic, respected Olympic lift that if done correctly makes you extremely explosive. Think about the power your posterior chain, and honestly all of your body has to generate to perform this lift.
The CrossFit version is useless because 99.99% of those gyms don’t teach the lift properly, and they do end up in snap city. They probably don’t even get the full benefits since it’s such piss poor form.
It’s a classic, respected Olympic lift that if done correctly makes you extremely explosive. Think about the power your posterior chain, and honestly all of your body has to generate to perform this lift.
The CrossFit version is useless because 99.99% of those gyms don’t teach the lift properly, and they do end up in snap city. They probably don’t even get the full benefits since it’s such piss poor form.
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08-11-2023, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By aaron501⏩
It's a staple exercise (esp power clean) for pretty much every athlete that competes in power sports.where in gods green earth have we ever had to do a movement like that?
squat? yeah thats gucci to lift heavy loads on our back
deadlift? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads off the ground
OHP? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads higher height than hips
clean and jerk? yeah lemme just swing this heavy ass weight above my head and jump mid way through to power it up... snap city bich
squat? yeah thats gucci to lift heavy loads on our back
deadlift? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads off the ground
OHP? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads higher height than hips
clean and jerk? yeah lemme just swing this heavy ass weight above my head and jump mid way through to power it up... snap city bich
08-11-2023, 12:13 PM
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08-11-2023, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Incelsavior⏩
OP is meaning outside of sports you wouldn’t ever do it in day to day life to help with something.It's a staple exercise (esp power clean) for pretty much every athlete that competes in power sports.
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08-11-2023, 12:22 PM
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when u gotta chuck a mfer across the room
08-11-2023, 12:32 PM
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08-11-2023, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By aaron501⏩
It's one of the most functional movements and works out basically every muscle in your body... it also builds explosiveness and leg/hip power so it's great for athletes.where in gods green earth have we ever had to do a movement like that?
squat? yeah thats gucci to lift heavy loads on our back
deadlift? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads off the ground
OHP? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads higher height than hips
clean and jerk? yeah lemme just swing this heavy ass weight above my head and jump mid way through to power it up... snap city bich
squat? yeah thats gucci to lift heavy loads on our back
deadlift? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads off the ground
OHP? yeah that's gucci we use it to lift heavy loads higher height than hips
clean and jerk? yeah lemme just swing this heavy ass weight above my head and jump mid way through to power it up... snap city bich
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08-11-2023, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
crossfitter detected, the lifting movement is a meme. everyone just says "hurrrr durrr it's useful for generating explosiveness for sports" and squats aren't?It's one of the most functional movements and works out basically every muscle in your body... it also builds explosiveness and leg/hip power so it's great for athletes.
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08-11-2023, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By aaron501⏩
Have you done anything athletic in your life?crossfitter detected, the lifting movement is a meme. everyone just says "hurrrr durrr it's useful for generating explosiveness for sports" and squats aren't?
08-11-2023, 01:02 PM
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08-11-2023, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By aaron501⏩
So you are unathletic and just mad that you can't move fast and explosive. Got it.does banging your 350lb mum count?
08-11-2023, 01:37 PM
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08-11-2023, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Incelsavior⏩
age 53: the only explosive thing coming from you is your chit in the morning from incontinence you old fartSo you are unathletic and just mad that you can't move fast and explosive. Got it.
08-11-2023, 01:47 PM
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I prefer jerk shoot clean and dispose
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