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» your 15yr old son calls you says he got lost in the woods and is starving.serious.
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post 1688178043 08-11-2023, 12:17 PM
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your 15yr old son calls you says he got lost in the woods and is starving.serious.

he borrowed your truck to visit a relative. and the truck is filled with fishing rods and fly fishing lures, spoons, spinners. two hunting rifles and ammo box. Knives, a tent, fire starter, full sized grill, six boots/waterproof jackets, gasoline, mountain bike, 200ft of rope, compass, and water purifier hes next to a large lake and river

says his gps doesn work and hes lost. pick him up ASAP cause hes missing his tv show and cant post on tiktok

what do you do?
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1688178483 08-11-2023, 12:26 PM
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I'd ask myself how I raised a son who was dumb enough to end up starving by being "lost" in a place where he still got cell phone reception and had a working smart phone.
post 1688178733 08-11-2023, 12:30 PM
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Jesus was in the desert with less for 40 days.

Call back in 41.
I'm not blessed with riches, but I am rich with blessings.
Thank you, LORD, my God.
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post 1688178963 08-11-2023, 12:33 PM
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Return to me as my son
or stay there forever as a phaqgot
post 1688181143 08-11-2023, 01:08 PM
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i tell him good night sweet prince
post 1688181223 08-11-2023, 01:09 PM
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post 1688181363 08-11-2023, 01:13 PM
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At least he has rope to escape
post 1688181453 08-11-2023, 01:15 PM
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post 1688183013 08-11-2023, 01:36 PM
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If his GPS doesn't work how am I supposed to find him? I'll wish him luck and go on about my day
post 1688183613 08-11-2023, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By PyleShazam
If his GPS doesn't work how am I supposed to find him? I'll wish him luck and go on about my day
he has compass and fire starter

lol at soyboy miscers who cant find their way back without googlemaps
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1688183703 08-11-2023, 01:46 PM
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I’d tell him to just keep walking straight ahead
post 1688183793 08-11-2023, 01:48 PM
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Tell him to fuk off and understand how ****ty of a father I am that I let me 15yo kid drive my truck without a license.

Plus, who the fuk uses GPS to drive? Can't you read signs?


Just imagine driving your automatic car while you follow your GPS and still calling yourself a man.
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