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post 1688357023 08-14-2023, 03:33 PM
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Do you think 6 miscers could beat a silverback gorilla? If so which 6? 🦍



A typical silverback weighs 430 pounds (195 kg) and stands 5 feet (1.5m) tall. Silverbacks are incredibly strong and can lift over 1763 pounds (800kg) of dead weight. That's roughly twice as much as a well trained weightlifter.

So an average silverback = twice a well trained weightlifter.

So 6 miscers would give you 3:1 ratio deadlifts on it.


Do you think miscers could win and who would you choose?

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post 1688357233 08-14-2023, 03:36 PM
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all we need is Getter_done, he’s basically a fellow gorilla plus the advantage of near human intelligence
post 1688357663 08-14-2023, 03:42 PM
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You think 6 miscers could take Getter_done? There's your answer
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Thing would rip everyone to shreds.

Probably six guys can't even take an orangutan.
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post 1688357683 08-14-2023, 03:42 PM
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post 1688357753 08-14-2023, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩
So 6 miscers would give you 3:1 ratio deadlifts on it.


Do you think miscers could win and who would you choose?

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Love how you were only able to count to 5 btw
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-SoutheastBeast1
post 1688357853 08-14-2023, 03:46 PM
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post 1688357883 08-14-2023, 03:46 PM
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Whichever miscers are willing to bite his nuts and cawk off. Because you better believe that if he doesn't maul all 6 faces off, he'll maul all 6 cawks and 12 nuts off of them.
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post 1688357943 08-14-2023, 03:47 PM
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post 1688358533 08-14-2023, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
all we need is Getter_done, he’s basically a fellow gorilla plus the advantage of near human intelligence
Lmao
Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
You think 6 miscers could take Getter_done? There's your answer
Lmao
post 1688360833 08-14-2023, 04:40 PM
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The fight in an open field, no weapons.

And team of miscers can plan their attack.

Honestly think assign a miscer to try hold on to a limb each, with other two miscers getting jabs and crotch shots.

1. Explosive midget

2. Proud Manlet

3. Getter_done

4. Southeast Beast

5. Korean noodles

6. Richstrong

Dis da winning team?
Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Love how you were only able to count to 5 btw
I dun goofed, fuark.
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post 1688360983 08-14-2023, 04:45 PM
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I don't have an answer for you but I could tell you Brock Lesnar alone could beat a silverback and I would bet my entire finances, my car, all of my possessions, and I would quit my job if I was wrong. I'd go homeless.
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post 1688361053 08-14-2023, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩
The fight in an open field, no weapons.

And team of miscers can plan their attack.

Honestly think assign a miscer to try hold on to a limb each, with other two miscers getting jabs and crotch shots.

1. Explosive midget

2. Proud Manlet

3. Getter_done

4. Southeast Beast

5. Korean noodles

6. Richstrong

Dis da winning team?



I dun goofed, fuark.
Lol
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Me, RICHSTRONG, Muzzlrpress, Getterdone, Proud Manlet, and then ScapeGoat’s bitch ass to use as bait
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post 1688361653 08-14-2023, 04:58 PM
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Maybe 60 if the gorilla gets tired or bored.
post 1688361693 08-14-2023, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Maybe 60 if the gorilla gets tired or bored.
Could 60 ChestBrahs get the job done?
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
all we need is Getter_done,

the advantage of near human intelligence
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩


A typical silverback weighs 430 pounds (195 kg) and stands 5 feet (1.5m) tall. Silverbacks are incredibly strong and can lift over 1763 pounds (800kg) of dead weight. That's roughly twice as much as a well trained weightlifter.

So an average silverback = twice a well trained weightlifter.

So 6 miscers would give you 3:1 ratio deadlifts on it.


Do you think miscers could win and who would you choose?

1. Redfish225

2. .577 Nitro Express

3. N/A

4. N/A

5. N/A
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People I want to see take on a gorilla, because I know they wouldn't make it:

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MBison would guide it into the shower for sex so it can calm down
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Originally Posted By seeker477⏩
MBison would guide it into the shower for sex so it can calm down
Lmaooooo
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don't think 60 miscers could win a fight with a silver back gorilla
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The silver back gorilla will defeat 300 spartan men
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Is this even a srs question? Look at my sig, send me in as the tip of the spear (STRONG no homo) and it's ochra.
Would kick em in the nuts
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I dont think 20 miscers could do the job TBH. Maybe with 12-15 casualties
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