This will blow your mind, but why haven't we figured out how to harness semen yet? 3.5 billion males on earth, some ejaculating multiple times a day, with over 30 MPH in force shooting out. All of this totally free energy.

Imagine if you could just make a device for everyone to ejaculate into:

1) it would convert that energy into electricity. Would greatly reduce the LOAD on our electrical grid.

2) it would extract all protein and nutrients from the ejaculate and convert it into food

3) would be easy cleanup and improve the environment by using less harmful chemicals to scrub walls down and less electricity by washing machines trying to scrub out protein stains, and reduce the burden on landfills presented caused by rock hard socks being dumped.

Ask yourself why (((they))) are stopping this tech from hitting the market...

Damn, can't believe how blue pilled misc fossil fuel cells are

Damn Op let’s do some quick math.

If we have 3.5 billion males shooting ropes at 30mph a pop, that’s equivalent to 100 million mph, and at 3x per day that’s 300 million mph.

That’s almost half of the speed of light. This is our ticket to the stars, boyos. We simply need to have each man on earth ejaculate in the same direction at least 3x per day at the same time and we can propel the Earth into another galaxy

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This guy gets it.

Ask yourself why (((they))) are suppressing this free and renewable energy source?