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post 1688485953 08-16-2023, 07:21 PM
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Crazy stuff for job interview

Well I had an interview. They said out of 30 people they chose me and one other guy. First I had to have a nurse watch me p in a cup. I still feel that’s unnecessary and I was not comfortable with it. I had the craps all day and was lucky to even squirt out any urine. Then I had to take a blood pressure test. Then I had to walk 8 minutes on a treadmill while they examined my blood pressure and oxygen levels. If they went over 100 or my blood pressure went high I failed. I had to lift a lot of heavy boxes and pallets and do like an iq thing while they examined me. Now they said they would let me know if I got the job like wtf!
post 1688486063 08-16-2023, 07:24 PM
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Da fuk you apply for
post 1688486443 08-16-2023, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Da fuk you apply for
Regular part time warehouse job. Stuff is crazy now. Last job I had to drive around a million cones with a crazy guy screaming at me with a stop watch in his hands. If you hit a cone you were out of a job lmao
post 1688486633 08-16-2023, 07:39 PM
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Your oxygen levels can go above 100?
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post 1688486823 08-16-2023, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Immichaelski⏩
Well I had an interview. They said out of 30 people they chose me and one other guy. First I had to have a nurse watch me p in a cup. I still feel that’s unnecessary and I was not comfortable with it. I had the craps all day and was lucky to even squirt out any urine. Then I had to take a blood pressure test. Then I had to walk 8 minutes on a treadmill while they examined my blood pressure and oxygen levels. If they went over 100 or my blood pressure went high I failed. I had to lift a lot of heavy boxes and pallets and do like an iq thing while they examined me. Now they said they would let me know if I got the job like wtf!
Holy fark,where is this NASA? I’d hate to have a sloot watch me pee in a cup . She’d be asking me what are my preferred pronouns
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post 1688486903 08-16-2023, 07:44 PM
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Crazy they won't hire you if the bp goes too high while on a treadmill
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post 1688487243 08-16-2023, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Immichaelski⏩
Well I had an interview. They said out of 30 people they chose me and one other guy. First I had to have a nurse watch me p in a cup. I still feel that’s unnecessary and I was not comfortable with it. I had the craps all day and was lucky to even squirt out any urine. Then I had to take a blood pressure test. Then I had to walk 8 minutes on a treadmill while they examined my blood pressure and oxygen levels. If they went over 100 or my blood pressure went high I failed. I had to lift a lot of heavy boxes and pallets and do like an iq thing while they examined me. Now they said they would let me know if I got the job like wtf!
Sounds like you did a cardiac stress test, why the fck would they do that for a job
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post 1688487313 08-16-2023, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By JT11RTR⏩
Crazy they won't hire you if the bp goes too high while on a treadmill
To see if he has a good heart srs. Usually people do that sht before major surgery, not a job lol
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post 1688487383 08-16-2023, 07:51 PM
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It's ridiculous bro.

These days they are asking for bachelors for low level entry jobs now.
post 1688487403 08-16-2023, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Da fuk you apply for
Sounds more like he applied for the warehouse olympics wtf.
post 1688487633 08-16-2023, 07:55 PM
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post 1688487943 08-16-2023, 08:01 PM
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How much does this job pay? if it's not 35+ an hour you're getting cucked
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post 1688488143 08-16-2023, 08:04 PM
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I've had to piss in a cup with a medical officer watching. He told me the girls got to close the door to piss

I was like lmao u wot
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post 1688488173 08-16-2023, 08:05 PM
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Never heard of anything like that for working at a warehouse lmao. I work in one (although it's a small business).
post 1688488913 08-16-2023, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By KingJoffrey1886⏩
Sounds more like he applied for the warehouse olympics wtf.
Lmfao
post 1688489323 08-16-2023, 08:21 PM
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This is for part time lol? Why tf are you applying for part time positions?
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post 1688489413 08-16-2023, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Never heard of anything like that for working at a warehouse lmao. I work in one (although it's a small business).
I've went thru some of this, not to this extreme, but when they tell ya you gotta do the pee test you have 24 hours to complete it. The stress thing is par for the course.
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post 1688490003 08-16-2023, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Holy fark,where is this NASA? I’d hate to have a sloot watch me pee in a cup . She’d be asking me what are my preferred pronouns
What’s funny is on the test they had a spot where you put pronouns. I thought that crap was a joke but he said it’s just a thing we do now and I wasn’t even trying to be a snartass or anything because I didn’t know what to put so I put he 😅😅. Then yes my dink was unusually shriveled up but I just wanted to get this over with. I get nervous about crap like that but I had to pull under my sack to get the last drop out so I think that saved it a bit but she said you smell good. I wasn’t in the mood for compliments at the moment tbh
post 1688490143 08-16-2023, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By -JR⏩
This is for part time lol? Why tf are you applying for part time positions?
Well I don’t wanna know what I got to do for full time. I have a morning part time and this is evening part time. I’m checking it out before I go for full time so I won’t have to quit my other job in case it sucks. I think tomorrow is when the nurse puts a finger in my arse while I say the alphabet backwards.
post 1688490313 08-16-2023, 08:37 PM
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Damn bro this new Jeff Bezos future is scary
post 1688506013 08-17-2023, 01:43 PM
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I guess we gotta be better than the ai 🤷🏼‍♂️
post 1688507503 08-17-2023, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Immichaelski⏩
Well I don’t wanna know what I got to do for full time. I have a morning part time and this is evening part time. I’m checking it out before I go for full time so I won’t have to quit my other job in case it sucks. I think tomorrow is when the nurse puts a finger in my arse while I say the alphabet backwards.
Makes sense. I used to be a warehouse brah, check out beverage, beer, grocery warehouses. Best paying are food warehouses tho, Sysco #1 but hard work. Good luck mayne.
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Did you apply for Olympic athlete?
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They don't want to hire any mudbloods and worry about them having any cardiac issues while working. Seems pretty smart and I'm sure a lot more places will be doing the same in the future.
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Originally Posted By yabbayabba⏩
They don't want to hire any mudbloods and worry about them having any cardiac issues while working. Seems pretty smart and I'm sure a lot more places will be doing the same in the future.
brutal if true
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muh guess their insurance company wants triathletes rather than typical tradie prone to injury employees.
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Originally Posted By yabbayabba⏩
They don't want to hire any mudbloods and worry about them having any cardiac issues while working. Seems pretty smart and I'm sure a lot more places will be doing the same in the future.
around here most major businesses still have covid card required for employment. not sure how so many miscers saying they are purebloods. **** was mandatory for employment here and nearly everyone i knew complied. The ones who didnt got the boot or didnt work to begin with.
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Originally Posted By ThaNextLevel⏩
around here most major businesses still have covid card required for employment. not sure how so many miscers saying they are purebloods. **** was mandatory for employment here and nearly everyone i knew complied. The ones who didnt got the boot or didnt work to begin with.
Our company forced it and I lied and then some big ass black bodybuilder guy I work with flipped out and told the white man if he wanted him to get the jab he was gonna have to give it to him himself. He got all red in the face and we never heard anything else about it. No jobs force that other than hospitals and I still can’t believe people aren’t fighting that stuff.
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its because all the vaxcels they hired kept dropping dead when their heart rate increased while working, they wanted to make sure you weren't going to pass out
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