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post 1688536443 08-18-2023, 03:40 AM
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Britney Spears is back on da market brahs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66529567

Split with husband after 14 months (was it even worth getting married)

Will leave my family if she’d get with me.

How do I marry her brahs and get to live life of luxury off her money?

Need some ideas bro’s we got dis!
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post 1688536483 08-18-2023, 03:43 AM
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She’s groce now. My gf is much hotter.
post 1688536673 08-18-2023, 03:58 AM
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Saw this yesterday

She's buying a horse

That's a sign a woman is full whack job with no coming back


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post 1688536683 08-18-2023, 03:58 AM
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post 1688536693 08-18-2023, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩
How do I marry her brahs and get to live life of luxury off her money?

Need some ideas bro’s we got dis!
look like this at 6'2" and prime age of 28

post 1688536833 08-18-2023, 04:08 AM
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Lol disgusting.
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post 1688536903 08-18-2023, 04:14 AM
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her glow is over
wouldnt smash her for free
post 1688536933 08-18-2023, 04:17 AM
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She's all sorts of crazy now. But probably would be really insane in bed. Would FWB just for the experience and to say I'd nailed Britney Spears.
post 1688537103 08-18-2023, 04:32 AM
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Guy couldn't put up with the increasing insanity & likely had siphoned enough of her cash.
post 1688537413 08-18-2023, 04:50 AM
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Their marriage didn't last? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell ya.

Seriously though, it's becoming clearer and clearer why her father had to take over her estate and life. Her husband I think is threatening to release embarrassing info about her if the prenup isn't reworked in his favor.
post 1688537543 08-18-2023, 04:59 AM
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OP wants to stick has dick in crazy, das it mane
post 1688538323 08-18-2023, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted By HelloFreshie⏩
look like this at 6'2" and prime age of 28

Wasn't she with some fat indian paparazzi before that?

She's 100 percent looney. Looks don't matter in the least to someone with a fried peanut in their head.
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post 1688538413 08-18-2023, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By HelloFreshie⏩
look like this at 6'2" and prime age of 28

Why would he choose some washed up fat lunatic pop singer when he could have silencespeaks?
post 1688538693 08-18-2023, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Why would he choose some washed up fat lunatic pop singer when he could have silencespeaks?
She always was, still is an always will be beautiful - even as an old hagg (just like Agatha Christie etc) she'll grow old gracefully - but the saddest things are she is now Damaged Goods beyond repair and B) she had it all but too soon, too fast to quick - even though she'll always be a "Queen/Queenie"!
post 1688538753 08-18-2023, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By HelloFreshie⏩
look like this at 6'2" and prime age of 28

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post 1688538923 08-18-2023, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
She's 100 percent looney. Looks don't matter in the least to someone with a fried peanut in their head.
He looks about 14!!
post 1688539173 08-18-2023, 06:10 AM
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post 1688539253 08-18-2023, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66529567

Split with husband after 14 months (was it even worth getting married)

Will leave my family if she’d get with me.

How do I marry her brahs and get to live life of luxury off her money?

Need some ideas bro’s we got dis!
You might as well go around eating creampies from girls arses or vagina's. You like sloppy seconds? She's a nut case and way beyond anything outside of getting slammed. She has a kid and married to a successful guy and all she wanted to do what post nudes. You'd be OK with that???
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post 1688539383 08-18-2023, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
You might as well go around eating creampies from girls arses or vagina's. You like sloppy seconds? She's a nut case and way beyond anything outside of getting slammed. She has a kid and married to a successful guy and all she wanted to do what post nudes. You'd be OK with that???
Britney Spears net worth $60 million.

Yea brah I’d be sweet with dat.

Hire a nanny look after kid.

Let Britney do her weird chit.

Live life of luxury miscing at Palm Beach.
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post 1688539493 08-18-2023, 06:23 AM
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post 1688541953 08-18-2023, 07:37 AM
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Kind of a good read TBH.

- married equally crazy person very briefly

- was married to a seemingly sane guy for 3 years who has sole custody of their children

- been with longtime acquaintance turned BF for 6 years
According to the dissolution of marriage petition filed by Mr Asghari in Los Angeles County Superior Court, he asks that spousal support and attorneys' fees be paid by Ms Spears.

The Iranian-American actor, model and fitness trainer met Ms Spears while she was shooting the video for her song Slumber Party in 2016.

He was a vocal supporter of her efforts to end her father Jamie's conservatorship, a fight she won just months before their marriage.
^^^
Who married her after she got control of her money again.

Crime of opportunity?
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post 1688542433 08-18-2023, 07:52 AM
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Lmao her husband before that was George costanza.

Bald short fat manlets go get your applications in order.
post 1688542643 08-18-2023, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Kind of a good read TBH.

- married equally crazy person very briefly

- was married to a seemingly sane guy for 3 years who has sole custody of their children

- been with longtime acquaintance turned BF for 6 years



^^^
Who married her after she got control of her money again.

Crime of opportunity?
Strong this.

Oh yea he absolutely played the Spears family like a fiddle.

Never underestimate a gold digger.
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I'm back, bitches!
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