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Thread: Would you try and survive 2 minutes in the octagon against Brock Lesnar for 10 mil?

post 1688553063 08-18-2023, 11:31 AM
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Would you try and survive 2 minutes in the octagon against Brock Lesnar for 10 mil?




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Schedule for 2 minutes in the Octagon.

Rules for the $10 Million:
- Normal MMA octagon fight rules
- Brock gets double the money if he wins so can’t be bribed
- You must stay inside the Octagon
- No weapons
- Timer is stopped if Ref explaining something and resumes when fighting does
- You must survive (be conscious, not tapped out, not stopped by ref) for 120 seconds.



Would you try?
Do you think you survive?
What wood be your strategy?
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post 1688553503 08-18-2023, 11:40 AM
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Yah doubt he’d try to hurt me much as i pose no threat. Maybe whisper in his yeat that i’d give him like $300 if he went gentle.
post 1688553523 08-18-2023, 11:40 AM
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probably the GOAT ginger
post 1688553633 08-18-2023, 11:43 AM
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Whisper sweet nothings and praise his big beefy muscles?
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post 1688553763 08-18-2023, 11:45 AM
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Sure. Assuming by survive you mean, run out the clock and not literally survive. Assuming if he knocked me out or choked me out he wouldn't just start throwing hammer blows until my head was a mushy pulp.
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post 1688553853 08-18-2023, 11:46 AM
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is he allowed to kill me? what's the rules?

I'd offer him $5M in exchange. Winning!

if not - get naked.
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post 1688553993 08-18-2023, 11:49 AM
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The way you phrased it it's a clear no since he'd just steamroll me within 10 seconds and I don't get any money when I lose.
post 1688554203 08-18-2023, 11:51 AM
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inb4 miscers who say they could take him
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post 1688554303 08-18-2023, 11:52 AM
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yeah I'd just run away for 2 minutes. I'm way faster than that dude. I'd be scared as hell tho
post 1688554433 08-18-2023, 11:54 AM
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I’d knock that big roided homo out
post 1688554523 08-18-2023, 11:55 AM
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Will update the rules.

No he is not allowed to actually kill you. Normal mma fight rules.
And if brock beats you he gets $20 million so you offering money won’t matter.
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post 1688554543 08-18-2023, 11:57 AM
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yes but I don’t have that kind of money
post 1688554633 08-18-2023, 11:58 AM
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I'd give it a try. I'd avoid him, run around the ring as much as possible. If he got a hold of me I'd be KO'd inside of 30 seconds though.
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post 1688554723 08-18-2023, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
I’d knock that big roided homo out
Nonesense manlet ass would floor you quicker than Brad got floored. (ded fkn srs)
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post 1688554753 08-18-2023, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Nonesense manlet ass would floor you quicker than Brad got floored. (ded fkn srs)
Doubt it

I’d knock his wig off
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post 1688554863 08-18-2023, 12:06 PM
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Y’all act like he’s a bear, bruh that’s just a trained human. And I’m a trained human. I genuinely think it would be close between me and him
post 1688555093 08-18-2023, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Doubt it

I’d knock his wig off
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Inside a cage environment where there is no running? Probably not. I already know I’m not gonna be able to stop his takedown and my Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is not nearly good enough to prevent him from posturing up and dropping hammer fists and elbows, nor is it good enough to get him off me or even defend against many of his submissions with his size and strength being a major factor there.

I would certainly spar Brock under a boxing ruleset for 2 min as that’s where I have many years of experience. But in a mixed martial arts competition I think he’d probably take me down and arm triangle me in under 2 minutes if he knew the objective was to finish me that fast and he would do the same to 99.99% of miscers.

Also many of you aren’t gonna outrun Brock on the street either, he was pretty fast.
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Absolutely. He's not going to intentionally kill me. Worse case scenario I get KO'ed or a bone broken when he takes me down.

Just do a ton of lateral and rear movement. Stay moving the entire time.


I'm athletic and and have plenty of training under my belt. Brock is a freak athlete but he's fairly slow/cumbersome compared to dudes in my weight class. I don't have to win. I just have to evade his hands and take-down for 2 minutes.
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Which would you rather OP? Fight Brock Lesnar, or 69 his daughter.
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post 1688558903 08-18-2023, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Which would you rather OP? Fight Brock Lesnar, or 69 his daughter.


If I fight Brock he’d kill me.

If I 69 Brocks daughter he’d kill me.

Might as well get my penor sooked for the lols before dying.
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Can I eat and drink a bunch before going in the ring? I'd just strip down the second the timer began and start sh*tting and pissing wildly. No sane man is coming near that


I might even sh*t preemptively before it started just so I could quickly dig in my pants and start smearing myself with feces. Don't wanna risk getting KO'd in the few seconds it might take me to get going.
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lmao "survive"? See my sig to see what would happen. I'd WIN.
Would kick em in the nuts
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Can I eat and drink a bunch before going in the ring? I'd just strip down the second the timer began and start sh*tting and pissing wildly. No sane man is coming near that
Spin around while doing that, tornado strategy
Would kick em in the nuts
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2 min? Yeah gimme that money.
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lol I’ve had dreams where we’ve fought and I tried to tackle him and wrestle his shorts off of him! (No homo)

If that happened irl he’d probably knock my teeth down my throat lol
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