I currently have three thousand one hundred and fifty two satirical posts of which approximately ninety percent include references to and warnings regarding HTC ladies and their plumbing annihilating bowel movements and I estimate each satirical post has required four and one quarter minutes to write and my billing rate for these services is four hundred and fifty dollars per hour and my retainer for continued services is ten thousand dollars therefore I relay to you my invoice for one hundred thousand four hundred twenty three dollars to be paid within thirty days to avoid past due interest and penalties good day to you

Signed Thunder Ph.d. The D stands for 'Dookie' bitch

invoice? sounds more like a ransom

Ironically, I printed your post and then flushed it before my coworkers saw it and now my office toilet is clogged.

How is that ironic I mean my threads are admittedly humongous piles of chit

Do you bill by the hour or by inch if you nomsayin

Lmao.