I'm not a percher, fellas. Never have been. Squat & shoot. I'm in and out of a dook in under two minutes. Every time. That includes wiping. No hand washing. I know the session is over when I ease out a log and I don't immediately feel another one on-deck. That's it. I wipe my anus and pull up my undies. But you perchers....I don't even know....you perchers spend entire afternoons on the pot. Its a whole lifestyle for you guys. Hours of the day spent defecating. I don't understand it. I really don't. If you're waiting ten minutes between turds, then you no longer have to crap. You'll have to crap in 9-1/2 minutes. Why just sit there like a jackass? With your pants down and ballsack hanging? Just waiting for a fecal to plop....? And how do you even know when you're done? When you're living that perch life, do you just sit there and if a turd comes, it comes?..... Like the act of pooping is secondary to the perching? I don't understand how it could take anyone a half-hour to drop a boris. It baffles me, fellas. It really does.

Please explain how the average percher even knows when he's done pooping if he's willing to wait extended periods of time between turds?

You perchers too embarrassed to talk openly about it? Maybe a little bashful?

Unaware of perchers

A toilet percher, my friend. You've never heard of them?... A person who routinely takes ten minutes or more to take a ****. There's different levels. The highest rank are the hour+ folks. Level 5 perchers they're called.

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