Misc lawyers... (advice) Town demands i remove my palm trees...

08-31-2023, 08:20 AM

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Misc lawyers... (advice) Town demands i remove my palm trees...

So i got a letter with a court date IF i don't remove trees. I emailed the guy (nicely) asking to be more specific.

Reply was kinda nice but he says this...

6 to 9 feet from the street (see below)

I measured and they are as follows

Poverty trees/yard

Obviously i think i have a case to tell him to go fuk himself...

What you brahs thinking?

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08-31-2023, 08:22 AM

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Lmao..

Some dude is trying to take you to court over those 3 trees planted 9 & 10 feet into your property?

Some people really got nothing better to do with their lives, fuk me.

Tell the miserable kunt to fuk off and fist himself

08-31-2023, 08:23 AM

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Dig up a foot of asphalt and plant more grass.

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08-31-2023, 08:24 AM

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as a lawyer i'd advise you to not seek legal advice on a BB forum

08-31-2023, 08:24 AM

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tell him your measurements have them appropriately far away from the asphalt and ask him to send someone out to meet you to look at them together

08-31-2023, 08:25 AM

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08-31-2023, 08:27 AM

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Who is this "guy". Some random clown or someone who works for the city?

08-31-2023, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩

Lmao..

Some dude is trying to take you to court over those 3 trees planted 9 & 10 feet into your property?

Some people really got nothing better to do with their lives, fuk me.

Tell the miserable kunt to fuk off and fist himself

this. JFL @ zoningcels with nothing better to do than to waste taxpayer dollars like this.

since he says approximately 6-9ft but yours are at 9-10ft, i would measure it and take pictures of it by laying my cawk out 43 times in a row (or approximately 2.75inches per...)

wait meant 13 times in a row, yea

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08-31-2023, 08:31 AM

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You in Florida? I'm in NSB and I think we have kind of the same deal, where even though we don't have sidewalks in our neighborhood the city technically owns enough room to create one and we can't build/plant there because of it. Example of property lines:

I think you might actually need to replant if the city is taking issue with it

08-31-2023, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted By 1Cthulu1⏩

Who is this "guy". Some random clown or someone who works for the city?

Yes. I know he's new too. Fuker drives around all day looking for anything "wrong" i fuking hate MFers like him. Probably and ex cop that got fired. These people love "authority". They jerk off to the idea of HOA.... but this is municipality. It's a small town in the middle of a big city

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08-31-2023, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted By Zelensky⏩

You in Florida? I'm in NSB and I think we have kind of the same deal, where even though we don't have sidewalks in our neighborhood the city technically owns enough room to create one and we can't build/plant there because of it. Example of property lines:

I think you might actually need to replant if the city is taking issue with it

Bro WTF that looks almost identical to my house/yard. Ho lee fuk

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08-31-2023, 08:36 AM

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Get your ass on that HOA board and make his life living hell if you know his adress srs

08-31-2023, 08:37 AM

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"approximately". seems unenforcable

08-31-2023, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩

Get your ass on that HOA board and make his life living hell if you know his adress srs

There's no HOA. This is a town. The main reason i moved here is freedom from HOA. I maintain all my sht including the "public right of way" for 14 years

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08-31-2023, 08:47 AM

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If you are not in violation of the regulation, make them take you to court.

They will lie. It becomes an ego thing and “winning” is much more important than the truth.

Be careful of this bias in yourself as well.

There is no “getting close”. Either it is a deviation from the law or it is not.

You should first understand the law. Don’t ask them to provide you that information. Find a legal source. Your state.gov is a probably a good place to start.

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08-31-2023, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩

Invite the guy to measure, have a beer with him, problem goes away.

inb4 the guy considers the beer to be a bribe

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08-31-2023, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted By Sergis⏩

inb4 the guy considers the beer to be a bribe

or a date

08-31-2023, 08:54 AM

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The public right-of-way does not extend approximately anywhere. Its an exact distance measured from the centerline of the road. Find out what their right of way is exactly and you can probably demonstrate that you are out of it.

If you are not out of it, then they are not your palm trees and tell them its on their property take them down yourself.

you don't need a lawyer. either they are in the right-of-way and they will take them down and there is nothing you can do about it, or they are on your property and they can fuk off.

You want to PM me your address and the town you live in and I can probably figure it out from here.

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08-31-2023, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted By RollTideBrah⏩

"approximately". seems unenforcable

This. Everyone is missing the point lol. The fuk is "approximately". Either it is or it isn't. Either it's 6' or it's 9', or anything in between. If he doesn't know what it is then he can fuk off, or show you the actual proper zoning paperwork which shows precisely where the limit of the right of way is without randomly guessing.

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08-31-2023, 08:59 AM

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looks like you have a case

reply with the 6 to 9 feet image and with a pic of the trees with a measuring tape

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08-31-2023, 09:00 AM

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Bruh are you near Kendall? I'm pretty sure I used to bang a cuban girl around where you live. It looks so familiar.

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08-31-2023, 09:14 AM

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[QUOTE=pengh post_id=1689265913]So i got a letter with a court date IF i don't remove trees. I emailed the guy (nicely) asking to be more specific.

Reply was kinda nice but he says this...

6 to 9 feet from the street (see below)

[img]https://i.imgur.com/DbyuilS.jpg[/img]

I measured and they are as follows

[img]https://i.imgur.comg]

Poverty trees/yard

g]

Obviously i think i have a case to tell him to go fuk himself...

What you brahs thinking?[/QUOTE]Simply reply back with **Approximately**

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08-31-2023, 09:16 AM

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What most likely happened is some new code enforcer or some miserable prick was riding around killing time until his government alloted 3 hour lunch break and saw that you had planted in front of those blue flowering bushes. He probably assumed that was the "right of way" border and instead of measuring he wrote you up, because thats easier and doesnt require first grade math and or bending down three times. Then his pencil pushing buddy in a cubicle wrote you that letter. The two of them together may have enough IQ points to hit triple digits, but one on one they are legally retarded, which is why they work for code enforcement. Id reccomend you dont deal with either of them and go to the building and speak with the highest ranking bureaucrat you can find before they put you on a waiting list to make an appointment. They will 100% think they are right without inspecting the situation, so be prepared to repeat yourself 4-5 times and have at least 3 videos proving your case and dont forget another three forms of ID. This will be the biggest headache of your year and honestlly, it may be better to just go to court where at least the judge will not be a failure in life.

Reguardless of what happens, you are now on the "list" so keep those trash cans tidy and that grass no higher than 2.75 inches boyo, otherwise they will be back.

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08-31-2023, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Simply reply back with **Approximately**

This. Respond with "I don't know what approxametly means, so I can't help fix anything you need."

And then also tell him to fist himself. Won't hold up in court.