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» You're at the gym and see this. What do?
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post 1689321073 09-01-2023, 07:23 AM
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  1. RaibeartBruis
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  1. RaibeartBruis
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You're at the gym and see this. What do?

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STEMcel

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post 1689321543 09-01-2023, 07:33 AM
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  1. ThaNextLevel
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  1. ThaNextLevel
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post 1689321633 09-01-2023, 07:34 AM
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  1. MikeLowrrrey
  1. MikeLowrrrey
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Ignore her and keep working out.
post 1689321993 09-01-2023, 07:43 AM
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  1. 4Bertuzzi4
  1. 4Bertuzzi4
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Hold my breath as I walk by. Imagine the pungent aroma of a Latino's spicy taco fart, which was held in for 3 days in the presence of Tyrone. There's no way to hold that in when doing Yoga. Combine the nasty fart with her 3 day rotting load of Tyrone splooge, coming out in an unnaturally long and audible queef, and it's almost instant death if you inhale the toxic mixture.

Wood devour.
post 1689322073 09-01-2023, 07:45 AM
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post 1689322093 09-01-2023, 07:46 AM
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  1. Ironmanlet
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Appreciate the work, discipline, and aesthetics from a distance without interrupting her.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1689322133 09-01-2023, 07:47 AM
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ask her to stop doing that stuff in the gym lobby and head to the designated areas for stretching
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1689322153 09-01-2023, 07:48 AM
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I loe e.
post 1689322963 09-01-2023, 08:05 AM
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Admire from afar unless she wants my attention then we talk.
There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
post 1689323213 09-01-2023, 08:10 AM
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Honestly I probably sprint to the janitor closet and verify the plunger is available and in good working order and then I probably strategically place it in close proximity to the gender neutral bathroom then I return to the area where she is stretching and stand at an uncomfortably close distance while making direct and unbroken eye contact with a furrowed brow and judgmental frown on my face while quietly muttering something along the lines of “i know what you are here to do” under my breath
post 1689323363 09-01-2023, 08:12 AM
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  1. radrd
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
Honestly I probably sprint to the janitor closet and verify the plunger is available and in good working order and then I probably strategically place it in close proximity to the gender neutral bathroom then I return to the area where she is stretching and stand at an uncomfortably close distance while making direct and unbroken eye contact with a furrowed brow and judgmental frown on my face while quietly muttering something along the lines of “i know what you are here to do” under my breath
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Thunderpants again
post 1689342763 09-01-2023, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
Honestly I probably sprint to the janitor closet and verify the plunger is available and in good working order and then I probably strategically place it in close proximity to the gender neutral bathroom then I return to the area where she is stretching and stand at an uncomfortably close distance while making direct and unbroken eye contact with a furrowed brow and judgmental frown on my face while quietly muttering something along the lines of “i know what you are here to do” under my breath
Lmao
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STEMcel

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post 1689342853 09-01-2023, 01:40 PM
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  1. SirFapsAIot
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  1. SirFapsAIot
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look away
post 1689342893 09-01-2023, 01:42 PM
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Wood wait for her to go to Barnes and Nobles then sniff her chitbox while she films.
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1689343083 09-01-2023, 01:46 PM
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Yawn. Just another Tuesday at the gym for me.
post 1689343203 09-01-2023, 01:48 PM
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  1. Postmort3m
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Grunt like a caveman to myself and keep lifting
post 1689581163 09-05-2023, 04:05 PM
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  1. RaibeartBruis
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Originally Posted By Postmort3m
Grunt like a caveman to myself and keep lifting
Sad!
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STEMcel

Xboxcel
post 1689581493 09-05-2023, 04:10 PM
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  1. Kiop
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post 1689581643 09-05-2023, 04:12 PM
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Ask why she's not wearing a skirt
If you can't handle me when I'm incel, you don't deserve me when I'm chad
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