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Thread: The woman of your dreams, agrees to start dating if you put on 50lbs muscle

post 1689459073 09-03-2023, 01:21 PM
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The woman of your dreams, agrees to start dating if you put on 50lbs muscle

She physically teched up guys with greater amounts of muscle. She loves your personality and everything about you, except in order to be attracted to you, you needs to have that 50 extra lbs of lean hard contractile tissue. Would you agree to do it and go thru with saucing up to satisfy her needs?
“Steroids is now just a word that the lazy and ignorant use to describe any guy that has more muscle and dedication than them”– Mike O'Hearn


"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
post 1689459113 09-03-2023, 01:22 PM
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Nah I would die

Too jacked already
post 1689459293 09-03-2023, 01:25 PM
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yes. i'd either get to be with my dream girl or i'd die

win/win
post 1689459363 09-03-2023, 01:26 PM
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LOL. If she is that shallow, she is not the woman of my dreams. Paradox.
post 1689459403 09-03-2023, 01:26 PM
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I'm already juice maxed. Though only put on about 35lbs of muscle instead of 50. But if my girl was supportive and wanted it. I'd cycle a little harder and tighten the diet up and put on the remaining 15lbs.
post 1689459513 09-03-2023, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Matt London ate a jar of peanut butter a day and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Would you pay $8.97 a day for the woman of your dreams? I know I would.
Matt London knows what's up. If Tom Brady had done some linebacker training his wife never would have left him.
“Steroids is now just a word that the lazy and ignorant use to describe any guy that has more muscle and dedication than them”– Mike O'Hearn


"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
post 1689461313 09-03-2023, 01:51 PM
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She’s into skinny guys but I’ll die trying
post 1689461703 09-03-2023, 01:56 PM
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Get better dreams.

If the woman of your dreams has conditions on what you have to do before she will fk you, you have chitty dreams.
Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!

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They had the technology to rebuild me. They made me better, stronger, faster......
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