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09-04-2023, 11:03 PM
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- DonVonDuck
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What's the deal with bro-advertisements labeling every product as "tactical"?
Tactical belt buckle, tactical hoodie, tactical flashlight, tactical wallet, tactical shoe horn....is there anything that isn't tactical? Is it everything targeted towards men? Do fellas only buy crap if they think its tactical gear? I feel like I'm out of the loop on this or something.
Que masculine voice over."Guys out there, are you getting tired of having a sweaty buttcrack? Bro, that's not where its at, dude. Try these tactical butt wipes!"
Que masculine voice over."Guys out there, are you getting tired of having a sweaty buttcrack? Bro, that's not where its at, dude. Try these tactical butt wipes!"
R.I.P. Bert
09-04-2023, 11:05 PM
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09-04-2023, 11:05 PM
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- BrianDaMan
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Uh you do know Putin is about to launch the nukes right?
Just lol @ you if you don't have a tactical diaper for when sh*t hits the fan

Just lol @ you if you don't have a tactical diaper for when sh*t hits the fan
09-04-2023, 11:07 PM
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Tactical tactile testicals text texan textile taxidermists
trt crew
200+g protein every day crew
manual tranny crew
09-04-2023, 11:10 PM
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- OptimusTrajan
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**** companies pedaling junk to boomers on ******** and instagram.
The tactical fad fell out like 10 years ago. Grey man came after that.
No clue what it is today.
The tactical fad fell out like 10 years ago. Grey man came after that.
No clue what it is today.
09-04-2023, 11:12 PM
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- elterrible987
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[QUOTE=DonVonDuck post_id=1689542143]Tactical belt buckle, tactical hoodie, tactical flashlight, tactical wallet, tactical shoe horn....is there anything that isn't tactical? Is it everything targeted towards men? Do fellas only buy crap if they think its tactical gear? I feel like I'm out of the loop on this or something.
Que masculine voice over.[i]"Guys out there, are you getting tired of having a sweaty buttcrack? Bro, that's not where its at, dude. Try these [b]tactical butt wipes!"[/][/i][/QUOTE]
I googled tactical butt wipes and turns out they have them
[img]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/V-4AAOSwAWtkTQjd/s-l500.jpg[/img]
[img]https://brigadeqm.com/media/catalog/product/r/b/rbt101-2.jpg?quality=80&fit=bounds&height=700&width=700&canvas=700:700[/img]
[URL=https://www.********.com/watch/?v=2644718419140415]https://www.********.com/watch/?v=2644718419140415[/URL]
Que masculine voice over.[i]"Guys out there, are you getting tired of having a sweaty buttcrack? Bro, that's not where its at, dude. Try these [b]tactical butt wipes!"[/][/i][/QUOTE]
I googled tactical butt wipes and turns out they have them
[img]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/V-4AAOSwAWtkTQjd/s-l500.jpg[/img]
[img]https://brigadeqm.com/media/catalog/product/r/b/rbt101-2.jpg?quality=80&fit=bounds&height=700&width=700&canvas=700:700[/img]
[URL=https://www.********.com/watch/?v=2644718419140415]https://www.********.com/watch/?v=2644718419140415[/URL]
09-04-2023, 11:12 PM
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It's a fluff term they use to make things sound cooler than they are, and the term appeals to guys who are obsessee with feeling manly or whatever.
09-04-2023, 11:14 PM
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Its the same guy buying tactical camo butt wipes that is buying yeti coolers, black rifle coffee and 10 year old land rovers
09-04-2023, 11:30 PM
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- DonVonDuck
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
I suddenly feel very unprepared. What makes a tactical buttwipe different than a regular buttwipe?I googled tactical butt wipes and turns out they have them


https://www.********.com/watch/?v=2644718419140415


https://www.********.com/watch/?v=2644718419140415
R.I.P. Bert
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