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» You just conquered the world. Gimme three laws
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post 1689708023 09-07-2023, 07:18 PM
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You just conquered the world. Gimme three laws

What you got
post 1689708093 09-07-2023, 07:19 PM
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Vasectomoes forced at 12 years old
Licensed parenting
Polygamy marriages encouraged
post 1689708273 09-07-2023, 07:22 PM
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1. Segregation is now legal
2. Incels are removed from the population
3. Liberals join the incels
post 1689708483 09-07-2023, 07:27 PM
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1) All Jews to Antarctic
2) All leftists to Antarctica
3) All women must have their body count on their forehead
post 1689708903 09-07-2023, 07:33 PM
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No religion - self explanatory

No interest - no charging interest/usury for any loans, credit, mortgage, etc

No communism - nothing resembling communism or socialism of any kind
post 1689709023 09-07-2023, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO
1. If you get caught violating noise laws in the suburbs, you get executed.

2. If you push critical race theory of any kind, regardless of the agenda, you get executed.

3. If you speed on the road or weave or drive dangerously in any way unless it's a legit emergency that is pressing and unavoidable, you get executed.

4. Strip clubs, massage parlors, brothels of any kind, as well as dispensaries/injection clinics, and places that profit off pure human degeneracy are outlawed. Anyone caught running one of these joints is publicly hanged.

5. Anyone in public office who contradicts their own policies for the sake of pandering, is publicly hanged.
Lol what a phaqqit
post 1689709073 09-07-2023, 07:36 PM
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You drink and drive, your license is suspended for the rest of your life

You text and drive, your license is suspended for the rest of your life

Abortion is outlawed worldwide
Exercise will get you through times of ill health better than no exercise will get you through times of good health.
post 1689709183 09-07-2023, 07:37 PM
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I want mega city 1 laws and judges
post 1689709323 09-07-2023, 07:39 PM
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No N’s J’s or Q’s
no crew crew
post 1689709453 09-07-2023, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO
Found the piece of chit.

Which law did you just break on my planet? Against the wall fggt, no last words permitted.
3 and 4 daily

1,2, and 5 are fine
post 1689709553 09-07-2023, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By dingler
No N’s J’s or Q’s
Based
post 1689709743 09-07-2023, 07:45 PM
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1. Eye for eye stuff
2. All bitches get made into bad bitches if they aint got the genetics in the 1st place
3. Some minority will have to be slaves dont hate the player
post 1689710433 09-07-2023, 07:59 PM
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1. Start rounding up the Joos...
2. No multiracial societies, send all the Africans back to Africa...
3. Women aren't allowed to drive, be in the workplace or post on social media.
post 1689710493 09-07-2023, 08:00 PM
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Here are some real laws

1. Mandatory exercise as part of work requirements. Companies have to adhere to this and its part of employees performance to meet the requirements.
2. Prostitution is legalized
3. Cheating on a spouse is a crime punishable by jail. Likewise, divorce settlements would be refined considerably to make fair for both parties. Likely I could see some type of splitting up of savings and assets evenly, but alimony of future earnings of any kind would for sure be off the table. That's a joke. Child support would also need to be restructured and be set as a bare minimum needed to support a child regardless of income. After that, if either parents wishes to contribute more to give their child a better life it's completely optional and up to the divorced couple to navigate.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1689711193 09-07-2023, 08:12 PM
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Everyone must own a gun.
Everyone must respect the property rights of others.
Penalty of death for being a child predator.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson

Screenwriter- u mad brah?
post 1689712043 09-07-2023, 08:33 PM
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Nice fellas. And by nice I mean wow
post 1689712083 09-07-2023, 08:36 PM
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Every guy gets a looksmatched gf besides myself
post 1689712913 09-07-2023, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbru
1. Eye for eye stuff
2. All bitches get made into bad bitches if they aint got the genetics in the 1st place
3.Some minority will have to be slaves dont hate the player
Only criminals should be slaves, no race should be born into slavery
Exercise will get you through times of ill health better than no exercise will get you through times of good health.
post 1689712943 09-07-2023, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By DeuceDecimator
Only criminals should be slaves, no race should be born into slavery
Aren’t you white?
post 1689713363 09-07-2023, 09:07 PM
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1. Very stiff penalties for violent criminals; no “Deals”. Repeat offenses get life/ death penalty.

2. No government handouts without accompanying service performed (I.E. roadwork, administration duties @public service offices, etc.). Additionally, maximum, no exceptions, 3 years total LIFETIME receipt of said government handouts.

3. Zero tolerance for illegal immigration.
post 1689714053 09-07-2023, 09:19 PM
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Presuming I've conquered and resolved all conflict in the world, and all humans/countries are under my rule with no fears of rebellion... and therefore no need for military... I'd still maintain a capitalistic society and enforce one currency (USD)...

1 - College/tradeschool is mandatory after high school. Pick 1 of the 2. College/tradeschool is free for all, govt funded. Housing is not. Special needs folk have their own separate program. Curriculums in all level of education must stick to the facts, and science, being "above" what social trends occur. "Dumb Majors" are not allowed, clean up what fields are associated with degrees, as some should just be considered hobbies.

2 - Criminals function as local/state government employees under heavy surveillance, doing low skilled or laborious work, including working with robots/AI on-site, with the promise of a lump sum of money when they re-enter society. This sum is equivalent to the formula of: X * 0.5(average-salary-each-year-sentenced). So if they serve 10 years, they'd come out with essentially 5 years of the average income for their area, so they can continue their life with a good start. 50% is low enough to make it unappealing for lawful citizens, but high enough to make it matter when they get out.

3 - "Cancel Culture" is stopped. Employers are not allowed to fire employees due to social pressure in general. No loopholes. High success rates in the courtroom for people fired by their employer amidst cancel culture social pressure.
post 1689714793 09-07-2023, 09:34 PM
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Food related bill: Global ban on ANY use of seed oils in foods for human or animal consumption, ban on HCFS, all artificial sweeteners, adding Bromide to bread instead of Iodine, ban on all GMO's and use of glyphosate, this all comes with mandatory physical destruction of any and all equipment and facilities where such products are manufactured.

Any entity or department, public or private, that in any way threatens the US Constitution, is hereby null and void and will be dismantled and all employees fired, with those who helped establish such entities sentenced to minimum of life in prison in a forced labor camp and solitary confinement (this means ALL defense contractors, UN, CFR, Pentagon, DHS, all intel agencies, Fedres, IRS).

Make ALL vaccines illegal and destroy all vax mfg facilities worldwide, also abolish all state and federal income tax, capital gains tax, death tax, inheritance taxes, "excise" taxes, abolish all "deductibles", make collecting interest illegal, make insurance purely optional, abolish FDA, EPA, reverse all "climate" legislation and make it illegal to ever reintroduce any such legislation for eternity.
"The reason we are being murdered with genetic altering drugs is its slow acting and it causes your body to malfunction and destroy itself so there is a "plausible deniability" factor. Unlike most poisons which leave more evidence of being the direct cause of death."

1,151+ pages of peoples accounts of Covid-19 vaccine damage:
https://vestibular.org/forum/dizziness/covid-19-vaccine-side-effects/
post 1689715143 09-07-2023, 09:47 PM
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1. Crackdown on degeneracy. The w(hole) of society is like a gloryhole, at this point, with degenerate pha660ts and sloots running rampant. That would be ended. If you want to be a sexual perverted freak, do it in private. Slut shaming is a vital part of a healthy society.
2. Banishment of communism, Marxism, Critical Race Theory, radical feminism, woke, LGBTQ bullsh!t being pushed on kids, Antifa, BLM, harshest punishments to all of these scumbags turning society into a totalitarian hellhole. ENOUGH is ENOUGH with these fukking retards.
3. Death to rapists, p3d0philes, murderers, and violent criminals. Some "flash mob" springs up and everyone starts robbing a store? Store owner can open fire with an AK and take them all out. Unless someone poor is stealing bread to feed their family, chop the hand that stole clean off. Enough of dis, Butchie.
4. Nuremberg 2.0 for the people who bioengineered COVID and pushed the vaccines.
5. Ban social media, raise standards in art again instead of a bunch of ph@660ts gallivanting and lip-syncing on social media. Zoomers would get the chit kicked out of them until they dropped all their stolen drag queen culture, it's fukking insufferable.
post 1689742503 09-08-2023, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka
Aren’t you white?
Being white or not white has nothing to do with it, my grandfather fought against the Axis during WW2 and I believe in the American way. Slavery is wrong
Exercise will get you through times of ill health better than no exercise will get you through times of good health.
post 1689742653 09-08-2023, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By DeuceDecimator
Being white or not white has nothing to do with it, my grandfather fought against the Axis during WW2 and I believe in the American way. Slavery is wrong
Same. Agreed.
post 1689743233 09-08-2023, 12:00 PM
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Leviticus 20:13 (KJV) If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Leviticus 20:10 (KJV) And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Mark 9:42 (KJV) And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.
Isaiah 45:22-23. Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.

I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

Catholicism debunked
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179267571

Pure blood
post 1689743503 09-08-2023, 12:04 PM
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remove ability to profit off of single family real estate beyond fixer-uppers.

Prob the biggest crisis in the US. next generations are royally ****ed, a modest job should get you a modest house. If that isn't the case society is fundamentally broken and the contract is broken.
post 1689743593 09-08-2023, 12:05 PM
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