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Black miscer dudes, aware me. Was I racist for this?
09-08-2023, 11:32 AM
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Black miscer dudes, aware me. Was I racist for this?
So I getting an adjustable bed delivered. Two black dudes delivering and setting it up. Greet them, make small talk like any normal non autistic person would.
Help them bring the new stuff in, and help take the old craftmatic king set up out.
Then I get out of their way while they put together and set up the new base and mattresses.
While they do that, I goto a different room, throw on some hbo (max), start watching planet of the apes. After they finish and are gone, wifey says “I can’t believe you’re watching planet of the apes while they were here.”
She tells me it’s racist that I did that. I tell her she’s racist for equating a movie about apes with black dudes.
Who’s more racist? (Since I know the misc is going to say we both are.)
Help them bring the new stuff in, and help take the old craftmatic king set up out.
Then I get out of their way while they put together and set up the new base and mattresses.
While they do that, I goto a different room, throw on some hbo (max), start watching planet of the apes. After they finish and are gone, wifey says “I can’t believe you’re watching planet of the apes while they were here.”
She tells me it’s racist that I did that. I tell her she’s racist for equating a movie about apes with black dudes.
Who’s more racist? (Since I know the misc is going to say we both are.)
09-08-2023, 11:34 AM
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I LOL'd hard reading this...
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09-08-2023, 11:40 AM
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Imagine your white wife telling another white person about how black should feel.
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09-08-2023, 11:43 AM
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Does she want a 2nd husband
09-08-2023, 11:44 AM
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Lol at your wife.
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09-08-2023, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
This^^^I LOL'd hard reading this...
And not racist at all, might wanna evaluate wifey tho if not trolling.
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09-08-2023, 11:45 AM
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09-08-2023, 11:47 AM
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I hear you man. I had a black brah deliver some food to my house and when I opened the door for him I didn't realize that I had a watermelon sitting on the counter behind me.
Felt horrible about it once I Realized.
Felt horrible about it once I Realized.
09-08-2023, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By John
I had a Black coworker once, we were chit-chatting during lunch and I mention how I had a strange thirst for grape soda. I wasn't even trying to be racist, I really DID have a thirst for some grape soda.... Boyo looked at me side ways like he was knock me out....I hear you man. I had a black brah deliver some food to my house and when I opened the door for him I didn't realize that I had a watermelon sitting on the counter behind me.
Felt horrible about it once I Realized.
Felt horrible about it once I Realized.

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09-08-2023, 12:23 PM
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Shes lowkey based af
09-08-2023, 12:26 PM
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09-08-2023, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩
Every liberalImagine your white wife telling another white person about how black should feel.
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
So I getting an adjustable bed delivered. Two black dudes delivering and setting it up. Greet them, make small talk like any normal non autistic person would.
Help them bring the new stuff in, and help take the old craftmatic king set up out.
Then I get out of their way while they put together and set up the new base and mattresses.
While they do that, I goto a different room, throw on some hbo (max), start watching planet of the apes. After they finish and are gone, wifey says “I can’t believe you’re watching planet of the apes while they were here.”
She tells me it’s racist that I did that. I tell her she’s racist for equating a movie about apes with black dudes.
Who’s more racist? (Since I know the misc is going to say we both are.)
Help them bring the new stuff in, and help take the old craftmatic king set up out.
Then I get out of their way while they put together and set up the new base and mattresses.
While they do that, I goto a different room, throw on some hbo (max), start watching planet of the apes. After they finish and are gone, wifey says “I can’t believe you’re watching planet of the apes while they were here.”
She tells me it’s racist that I did that. I tell her she’s racist for equating a movie about apes with black dudes.
Who’s more racist? (Since I know the misc is going to say we both are.)

Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
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09-08-2023, 12:36 PM
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unless you said something racist directly to one of the dudes, stop walking on eggshells.
it is a movie, and they were busy with the bed.
it is a movie, and they were busy with the bed.
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09-08-2023, 12:37 PM
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We should have just been nice to the apes in that movie, think of how much further alongside society would be if we never had to fight that war.
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09-08-2023, 12:39 PM
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My boss still says "people of color" to be politically correct which I think way fkn worse to black ppl. My wife cringes when i describe saomeone and say "Ya, ya know that black guy..blah, blah". Like really...I'm raciss because i say someone as black? wtf
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09-08-2023, 02:08 PM
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Your wife is sus
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Used to work with this young chick who REFUSED to say black. Always said African American. I told her to just say black and she refused. Kinda pissed me off tbh. Like bitch, what part of Africa am I from?My boss still says "people of color" to be politically correct which I think way fkn worse to black ppl. My wife cringes when i describe saomeone and say "Ya, ya know that black guy..blah, blah". Like really...I'm raciss because i say someone as black? wtf
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09-08-2023, 02:19 PM
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anybody who associates apes/monkeys automatically with black people is inherently racist, so your wife is racist technically.
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09-08-2023, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Lmao, my black coworker used to get pissed at that...he was from the DR...he was like motherfuker, I'm an Islander.Your wife is sus
Used to work with this young chick who REFUSED to say black. Always said African American. I told her to just say black and she refused. Kinda pissed me off tbh. Like bitch, what part of Africa am I from?
Used to work with this young chick who REFUSED to say black. Always said African American. I told her to just say black and she refused. Kinda pissed me off tbh. Like bitch, what part of Africa am I from?
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09-08-2023, 02:20 PM
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Did you have subtitles on? If so I wouldn't worry about it. Blacks can't read.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Don’t lie, you know you were cheesing when Kanye said “I prefer the term African American Express”.Your wife is sus
Used to work with this young chick who REFUSED to say black. Always said African American. I told her to just say black and she refused. Kinda pissed me off tbh. Like bitch, what part of Africa am I from?
Used to work with this young chick who REFUSED to say black. Always said African American. I told her to just say black and she refused. Kinda pissed me off tbh. Like bitch, what part of Africa am I from?
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09-08-2023, 03:23 PM
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It's over for you OP....Al Sharpton, and Jesse will be at your door anytime now. Pepper thy angus.
09-08-2023, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
Unaware. I'm very behind on celebrity gossip unless it's posted here.Don’t lie, you know you were cheesing when Kanye said “I prefer the term African American Express”.
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09-08-2023, 03:43 PM
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Oh I was wrong
It was Earth all a long
I guess you finally made a monkey out of me
It was Earth all a long
I guess you finally made a monkey out of me
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