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Thread: What did the incel mushroom tell his mushroom buddy about being single?

post 1689790213 09-09-2023, 12:25 PM
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What did the incel mushroom tell his mushroom buddy about being single?

"I really don't understand why I can't get a nice girl - I'm a fungi."

Happy weekend, folks.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1689790643 09-09-2023, 12:33 PM
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Mushrooms are just forest d*cks.
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post 1689822213 09-10-2023, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
Mushrooms are just forest d*cks.
Yeah, the fuk everything up.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1689822453 09-10-2023, 05:14 AM
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Fungi cannot get girls, but all girls say they want a fungi.
post 1689822713 09-10-2023, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Such a disappointment of a joke.

Oh well, at least I can LOL @ beavercels srs.
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