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Thread: What can I say on an internet forum to convince others that I'm Suuuuper Alpha??

post 1689847523 09-10-2023, 04:26 PM
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What can I say on an internet forum to convince others that I'm Suuuuper Alpha??

Since I'm unable to achieve alfalfa status in real life, I'd like to convince posters on internet forums that I'm totally alfalfa. Alfalfa out the ass, fellas. This will make me feel like a big man I think. Big dog. Big Dog VonDuck. I know you don't typically find alpha males wasting time on dying internet forums, but I think this creates a good opportunity to defy the odds and present myself as a rare forum-dwelling alfalfa male. I'm talking double-star rare. I'm just uncertain of what to say, boys. I don't know what I need to say in order to get everyone believing that I'm one of the top wolves of society. Do you boys have any suggestions? This is very important to me. I feel this would make me feel like a winner, fellas. A true conqueror in the game of life.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689847663 09-10-2023, 04:29 PM
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post 1689847673 09-10-2023, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Since I'm unable to achieve alfalfa status in real life, I'd like to convince posters on internet forums that I'm totally alfalfa. Alfalfa out the ass, fellas. This will make me feel like a big man I think. Big dog. Big dog VonDuck. I know you don't typically find alpha males wasting time on dying internet forums, but I think this creates a good opportunity to defy the odds and present myself as a rare forum-dwelling alfalfa male. I'm talking double-star rare. I'm just uncertain of what to say, boys. I don't know what I need to say in order to get everyone believing that I'm one of the top wolves of society. Do you boys have any suggestions? This is very important to me. I feel this would make me feel like a winner in life, fellas. A true conqueror in the war of life.
How about you just worry about impresing yourself with your own achievement/accomplishments and to hell with what others think?
"it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"
post 1689847713 09-10-2023, 04:31 PM
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Life negged you deep into the red a long time ago.
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post 1689847823 09-10-2023, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Since I'm unable to achieve alfalfa status in real life, I'd like to convince posters on internet forums that I'm totally alfalfa. Alfalfa out the ass, fellas. This will make me feel like a big man I think. Big dog. Big Dog VonDuck. I know you don't typically find alpha males wasting time on dying internet forums, but I think this creates a good opportunity to defy the odds and present myself as a rare forum-dwelling alfalfa male. I'm talking double-star rare. I'm just uncertain of what to say, boys. I don't know what I need to say in order to get everyone believing that I'm one of the top wolves of society. Do you boys have any suggestions? This is very important to me. I feel this would make me feel like a winner, fellas. A true conqueror in the game of life.
I can't speak for anyone else but I've always been honest on the misc. Rather it was about my drinking, relationship issues, job issues, not having a car issue..

Stop worrying about what others think. Do you. Only try and impress you. If you live a life of wanting to impress others and live up to someone else's standards you are going to be disappointed every time.

Just be a good dude. Treat others good. Strive for something better. Work hard to get there. If that's not enough for the people you are trying to impress tell them to phuck off.

Don't be fake bro. Most people that say they are alpha don't even know the definition of it anyways. Or what actions are or are not alpha

Starting fights and being disrespectful to others is not alpha, having three girkfriends at a time lying to each one is not alpha, being a man whore js not alpha,

True alpha is taking care of your family, working hard and paying your bills, defending and fighting for those you love, being loyal and faithful, having your family sit down at the dinner table together every night with no cell phones and no TV . Those are alpha.


Do you see it? Or is it over your head?
"it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"
post 1689851543 09-10-2023, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Life negged you deep into the red a long time ago.
I know that, skipper. That's exactly why I want to be an internet-forum-alpha.
R.I.P. Bert
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