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post 1690089133 09-14-2023, 10:58 PM
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Unpopular Opinion: Having another man shave your ass is a homosexual act.

Lets be real here, fellas. Anytime a man touches you, and you experience a sense of physical pleasure, you're engaging in an act of homosexuality. That's it. I don't know how anyone can disagree with that. Massage, shave, handjob, butt-fingering...its all in the same category. Gay stuff. Just varying degrees of homoerotic foreplay. One minute you're getting your ass rubbed, next minute...BAM!...hearty load up the bung. Slippery slope, boys. It really is.

Listen fellas, just shave your own ass. "Oh its so smooth! Rub a thumb down that cheek!" Yeah right. Get real. You'll be stubbly in an hour anyway. Just as stubbly as you would've been had you just shaven with a cheap Bic. So what even is the point? Guys go for the experience though, right? The experience of having another man rub & massage their stupid gay ass with those strong, masculine hands. And I know some of you boys here have gone to get shaven and popped a chub under that smock. We'll just pretend like that doesn't happen though, huh? Crazy that dudes flex on it like its a status thing. Trying to prove they're some kind of big wig or something. Truth is, its just another gay thing. Another gay thing for the gayboys to do. Go shave each other's scrotums in the local bathhouse gayboys. I want no part of it.
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post 1690089263 09-14-2023, 11:07 PM
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Bro just saying I don' t know what it's like to get your anus shaved. I thought brazillian sloots did it but used wax.

Knew a girl that got everything waxed and I couldn't stop eating her puss it was so smooth and clean feeling srs.
post 1690089273 09-14-2023, 11:08 PM
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Really depends on how many fingers he slips in.
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post 1690089333 09-14-2023, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
Bro just saying I don' t know what it's like to get your anus shaved. I thought brazillian sloots did it but used wax.

Knew a girl that got everything waxed and I couldn't stop eating her puss it was so smooth and clean feeling srs.
Hhhhnnnggg yeah. One of the most GOAT feels is a smooth juicy snatch on the tongue.
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Really depends on how many fingers he slips in.
If his thumb presses up against your back door it might as well be full on homo at that point.
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post 1690089373 09-14-2023, 11:15 PM
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post 1690090153 09-15-2023, 12:05 AM
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Just lol if you dont eat ass
post 1690090183 09-15-2023, 12:08 AM
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Unpopular?

How is this even a thing? Who get their ass shaved by anyone let alone a guy wtf?

More like a no brainer
post 1690090323 09-15-2023, 12:26 AM
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I'll never shave my ass after reading that ass-shaving story that circulated the internet twenty odd years ago. Basically, the dude shave his ass and discovered a newfound respect for the place in nature ass hair has. It first basically sealed his ass shut after shaving away all his hair and his farts were squealing along his cheeks like a lost gerbil.

Not even the worst of it, either. When it started to grow back it had the texture of steel wool. Around his ass-hole.
Originally Posted By bicmane102⏩
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God, I absolutely cringe when he autistically announces he stole my internet points: "Guyz! I stole poo-poo face's internet points! I took a picture of it too!"
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1690146963 09-16-2023, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
God, I absolutely cringe when he autistically announces he stole my internet points: "Guyz! I stole poo-poo face's internet points! I took a picture of it too!"

Spoiler!
Just dropped him down to 4133



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post 1690158743 09-16-2023, 09:54 AM
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whatever happened to the whole, "only if the balls touch thing"?
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩

Spoiler!
Just dropped him down to 4133



lmfao based
post 1690928893 09-30-2023, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Damn
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post 1690929293 09-30-2023, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
I'll never shave my ass after reading that ass-shaving story that circulated the internet twenty odd years ago. Basically, the dude shave his ass and discovered a newfound respect for the place in nature ass hair has. It first basically sealed his ass shut after shaving away all his hair and his farts were squealing along his cheeks like a lost gerbil.

Not even the worst of it, either. When it started to grow back it had the texture of steel wool. Around his ass-hole.


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That story is such BS, my friend. I've been shaving my anus for over fifteen years. Its never been a problem. I don't understand why its not common practice. Especially with fellas who are very hairy back there. Can't imagine trying to get myself clean after a dook with a hairy bung. You boys must stink all day in the pants I bet.
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