I remember one time back in college after exam week one of my friends hyped up that he was going to throw a huge party at his apartment.

At that time I had just broken up with my gf, and was looking forward to it. Chugged a bunch of beers, and he picked me up.

Turns out there were no girls it was literally him and 2 of his other friends playing Halo 2 drunk, and then he even said we need to play beer pong.

It was seriously kinda like this....

Damn do miscers not party or used to party??

back in the day I went to a lame bday party and he just ate some nasty cake that the birthday boy's mother made. Ended up smashing ur mom and getting her pregors. Splat, out you came. Worst day of my life

the misc

Texted this one chick...

She invites me and my friend to her party

We show up, it was us and her and like 9 of her friends.

Me and my friend feel wickedly out of place. Something is wrong.

One of the girls approached me and explains the girl I was texting thought I was someone else.

Asks us both to leave.

That was the worst party I've been to.

......

............until...

The girl's dad showed up drunk as f*ck and was so pumped that there were 2 guys there and not just his daughter and her yappy friends.

I explained we got uninvited and he said it was his house and we ARE invited and he poured us both vodka martinis and vodka shots. So we partied with thus fat old man and he spent the whole time sh*tting on his daughter and all her friends.

She was f*cking pissed and we were just laughing

Most "parties" are lame. People start drinking and shenanigans develope as the highlight. Can't stand it when it's couples and they start to fight or someone accuses someone else of doing something inapproppriate, just turns into a mess. One of the last one's I went to was like that. Chick's step dad was there and got plastered drunk and was falling on people and thinking it was funny. Acted really hurt one fall and then got up laughing "I had yall going" and I said when he fell on my legs "dude you need to stop drinking" and then he started getting defensive. SRS was about to leave because of his ignorant ass and then this couple got into a fight and started this big stink and people started taking sides. Grabbed my girl and someone else we brought and GTFO.Dad was based AF. He was probably living daughters.jpg but for that night he had 2 sons. He probably knew what his daughters did and made them pay for it and saved your night.

kid wanted to throw his party in a hotel. we told him a motel was a better option and the motel i had mention was basically a whore house. no one would call the cops or anything.. super shady. but if you mind your business, no one would **** with you. he wanted to do the hotel. long story short. cops were called. people got arrested and basically all the booze we had we lost.(i was like 17 at the time)
that sounds actually funny af and not bad

that guy sounds fkn rad lmao

Went to a random garage party in college. This giant cowboy hippy dude was doing a bunch of coke and drunk as fuk. Some rival group came and stole the keg. Cowboy hippy dude grabbed a shotgun and started running down the street wanting to shoot them. We weren't in some secluded area, we were like a block off down town. Apparently he knew them and called them telling them he was going to kill them. They must have believed them because they returned the keg before he got back.

It was sketchy as fuk so we left. Never a good party when guns come out