Amazing how strong the force that causes us to procreate is. Think about every man you see in day-to-day life -- they are basically all doing stuff with the ultimate motivation that it will help them gain or keep pucci.

That's literally all a man's life is.

Slaving away in a gym for muscle has the "will this help me get it keep pucci" factor.

The job you work is to have money and status to ultimately get/keep pucci above all else.

The clothes a man wears are in hopes of appealing to more pucci or keeping the pucci he has attracted to him.

The vehicle a man drives has to have some degree of sex appeal to get or keep pucci...hence why cars like a Prius are like garlic to vampire for most men.

The cologne a man wear is for the pucci.
The watch a man wears is for the pucci
The shoes he wears is for the pucci

Hell, many even say their choice in phones has an impact on getting the pucci so they update to the newest iphones.

The hobbies men take up are often due to trying to get pucci. How often to you hear people recommend a hobby involving women so men can meet women?

The house a man wants usually has "will it help me get pucci" factor factored in.

The hairstyle is for pucci...

The facial hair style for pucci...

We are ultimately just squirrels looking for a nut.

Speak for yourself, I fuk twinks.

Speak for yourself I piitb

Ok pucci or bumhole. Look at all the effort many gay men put into being proper gays so they can get some dink or fudge hole.

we can use bootyhole and pucci interchangeably.

I feel like this could be a topic where I'm just stating the obvious.

same goes for op except for him its dick

Unless your OP and like the fellas.

The term for this is "tournament species." This is where the males spend all their time jestermaxxing and the females pick the winners who get to smash.

The only primates that are pair bonders instead of tournament species are south american marmosets.


You will never experience true love like a marmoset

"Love" does make me think of some sort of tournament. Men spend their entire lives peacocking/competing for female attention and breeding rights while the females stand around like slave buyers analyzing the product being offered. Love is simply the desire to give more meaning to how we pick our product.

Based marmosets of peace and prosperity

Not for me i have higher ambitions

I've found your secret to success.

You don't see it as fair?

Trying to make no judgement on what's fair or not. If it's biological programming then it seems what is fair or not doesn't really matter. Seems like humans try to add layers of stuff to soften what's hardwired into us yet we choose not acknowledge or talk about.

most of the world we know is simply a product of wanting sex.

Tfw you will never be a marmoset

I envy the men who are aromantic and asexual. I am partially like that due to low libido and only occasionally have the full experience.

Ape life forever

i wear colognes i like for me only i could care less what a woman likes

just an example brah...plenty of dudes concerned about what smell the ladies will like when choosing

i'd also say tattoos are mostly for getting an edge with chicks. ain't no way in hell dudes are getting tats if the majority of women got dry from seeing them