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post 1690610243 09-24-2023, 07:46 PM
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When I die I want to be first body sent to float around space brahs

At the moment there are currently 0 bodies floating around space.

3 Russian Cosmonauts died in space due to accidental depressurisation of capsule but their bodies still made it home again as capsule was automatically piloted.

On my passing I’ve left my family instructions to put me into a giant balloon and float out of the stratosphere where my body can aimlessly and endlessly float around the vast nothingness of space.

What do you brahs want for your body when you’re done?
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

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post 1690610513 09-24-2023, 07:53 PM
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but what if someone else does it before you die?
post 1690611123 09-24-2023, 08:02 PM
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There have actually been quite a few space burials brah. Typically cremated remains, typically partial, but they are there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_burial

It's an interesting concept though.
post 1690611523 09-24-2023, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
but what if someone else does it before you die?
This. Better hurry up and die soon. If you needed another reason to rope, there it is. Just be sure to book.
Originally Posted By HockeyJon⏩
There have actually been quite a few space burials brah. Typically cremated remains, typically partial, but they are there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_burial

It's an interesting concept though.
Fark... Still only a portion of your remains cremated.
post 1690611573 09-24-2023, 08:11 PM
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No

F*ck no. I was always going to shoot myself into space when I die. F*ck you OP.
post 1690611603 09-24-2023, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By HockeyJon⏩
There have actually been quite a few space burials brah. Typically cremated remains, typically partial, but they are there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_burial

It's an interesting concept though.
GOD DAMMIT

You other ass holes on this planet ruin all of my ideas.


New plan: I'm drilling a hole to the Earth's core and shooting myself down to the middle instead.
post 1690611763 09-24-2023, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By HockeyJon⏩
There have actually been quite a few space burials brah. Typically cremated remains, typically partial, but they are there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_burial

It's an interesting concept though.
I was unaware of this.

This changes things slightly.

Providing I don’t die quickly like murder or random chit den when I’m feeling like I’m on my whey out I’ll shoot myself into space alive brahs.

I imagine I’d pass out on the float on whey up from lack of oxygen and peacefully sail into the great unknown.
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1690611823 09-24-2023, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
but what if someone else does it before you die?
Then I wood get my friend proudmanlet to neg their entire family endlessly on recharge.
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1690611843 09-24-2023, 08:18 PM
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I don't think a balloon can get to outerspace, brah.

Eventually a balloon freezes, then the fabric breaks, and it falls back down to Earth.

That's what happens when someone lets a helium balloon go up in the sky
post 1690611863 09-24-2023, 08:18 PM
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pretty sure Spock beat you to it, pal
post 1690611943 09-24-2023, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
GOD DAMMIT

You other ass holes on this planet ruin all of my ideas.


New plan: I'm drilling a hole to the Earth's core and shooting myself down to the middle instead.
“ 4,000 to 3,220 miles
The inner core
It's located some 6,400 to 5,180 kilometers (4,000 to 3,220 miles) beneath Earth's surface. Extremely dense, it's made mostly of iron and nickel. The inner core spins a bit faster than the rest of the planet.”

I watched a documentary about this not long ago and it’s easier to explore other planets than dig to our own core.

We have only manage to dig 12.2KM of our own planet. Another 5000+ to go to the core.

Scientists also predict if we did manage to dig to the core we’d fracture earth and it wood basically implode on its self srs
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

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post 1690612183 09-24-2023, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By TheTwilightZone⏩
I don't think a balloon can get to outerspace, brah.

Eventually a balloon freezes, then the fabric breaks, and it falls back down to Earth.

That's what happens when someone lets a helium balloon go up in the sky


“ On August 16, 1960, Joe Kittinger went for a balloon ride. Sitting inside an open gondola suspended from an enormous helium-filled envelope, the U.S. Air Force captain rose to a height more than 19 miles above the Earth’s surface. His mission that day—part of Project Excelsior—was to test a new parachute system for jet pilots forced to eject at high altitudes.”


It has pretty much been done already. Dude in the 1960’s did it almost, jumped out before space because he wood have died. Then some Chad sponsored by red bull went even higher to beat that record not that long ago.
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1690612263 09-24-2023, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
pretty sure Spock beat you to it, pal
Spock isn’t full human.

Id still be first full human brah
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1690614223 09-24-2023, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
This would actually be dope. Instead of a coffin use those DBZ saiyans pods

Making dreams a reality brah
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1690614623 09-24-2023, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
GOD DAMMIT

You other ass holes on this planet ruin all of my ideas.
technically they’re not on this planet anymore
Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩
Then I wood get my friend proudmanlet to neg their entire family endlessly on recharge.
<3
Originally Posted By ATotemSwole⏩


. Then some Chad sponsored by red bull went even higher to beat that record not that long ago.
I made a thread about this when it was happening
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