Thread: Adulthood is a lie
09-28-2023, 10:42 AM
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Adulthood is a lie
You age, you learn a few more things, you get kinda creaky, but deep down inside, that kid is still there
He comes out when he can, and he reminds you of the pure joy life can bring
He reminds you that your responsibilities are the only thing keeping him at bay
But he waits, and is always there
Anyone else agree?
He comes out when he can, and he reminds you of the pure joy life can bring
He reminds you that your responsibilities are the only thing keeping him at bay
But he waits, and is always there
Anyone else agree?
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09-28-2023, 10:44 AM
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I never matured past 15 (ded fkin srs).
09-28-2023, 10:47 AM
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Yup
09-28-2023, 10:50 AM
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09-28-2023, 10:51 AM
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Fuk yeah op I know that feel my wife went shopping with her boyfriend and after they fukt in the dressing room at Nordstrom they stopped at KB Toys and got me a new Lego Millennium Falcon
They got theirs and I got mine
They got theirs and I got mine
09-28-2023, 10:51 AM
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Wow who would have known mr Sandusky would have an endless arsenal of dirty cops at his disposal for offering some companies subsidies to recover…
Crazy? Should have just went accepted bribe money and milked Sandusky taxpayers for all they are worth
Not srs
I have to get these cops indicted
Crazy? Should have just went accepted bribe money and milked Sandusky taxpayers for all they are worth
Not srs
I have to get these cops indicted
09-28-2023, 10:51 AM
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this is true...never wanted the kid to die so that's why i found a way to never work. my inspiration was wanting summer vacation to last forever
working a job is what kills the kid.
working a job is what kills the kid.
09-28-2023, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
Yeah 25 in the head is about right and I'm 33.I’m still 25 in my head
I have no idea how a person in their mid 30s is suppose to act
I have no idea how a person in their mid 30s is suppose to act
09-28-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
25 for 10 years crewYeah 25 in the head is about right and I'm 33.
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09-28-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
Im really curious when we hit that point, maybe 50I’m still 25 in my head
I have no idea how a person in their mid 30s is suppose to act
I have no idea how a person in their mid 30s is suppose to act
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09-28-2023, 10:58 AM
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I concur OP.
I was getting ready to leave to pick up my daughter from the airport late Monday evening and thought "What even is this? My daughter is pretty much an adult now and I'm turning into the grandma, but I still feel the same."
Originally Posted By Smithers115⏩
I couldn't tell you.Im really curious when we hit that point, maybe 50
I was getting ready to leave to pick up my daughter from the airport late Monday evening and thought "What even is this? My daughter is pretty much an adult now and I'm turning into the grandma, but I still feel the same."
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09-28-2023, 11:00 AM
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I have never had a feeling of being grown up (just turned 38), and from what I have learned from older men and women is they say the same. I personally believe this a good/healthy/positive thing for a few reasons.
More importantly, I feel now that we now this, we can communicate it to the younger generations. Maybe they will have a little more patience with us. Maybe just let them know we don't have chit figured out, that we can be scared, that we over analyze everything about ourselves, that we simply do not know.
I feel that can better set them up for success. Peoples feelings should be validated by those who love them, I don't care if you agree with them or not, their feelings are theirs and they should be validated.
That is a little deeper than you may have wanted to go.
Yes I agree.
More importantly, I feel now that we now this, we can communicate it to the younger generations. Maybe they will have a little more patience with us. Maybe just let them know we don't have chit figured out, that we can be scared, that we over analyze everything about ourselves, that we simply do not know.
I feel that can better set them up for success. Peoples feelings should be validated by those who love them, I don't care if you agree with them or not, their feelings are theirs and they should be validated.
That is a little deeper than you may have wanted to go.
Yes I agree.
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09-28-2023, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
If you work out it'll probably be 25 years.25 for 10 years crew
09-28-2023, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
You still go to college parties?I concur OP.
I couldn't tell you.
I was getting ready to leave to pick up my daughter from the airport late Monday evening and thought "What even is this? My daughter is pretty much an adult now and I'm turning into the grandma, but I still feel the same."
I couldn't tell you.
I was getting ready to leave to pick up my daughter from the airport late Monday evening and thought "What even is this? My daughter is pretty much an adult now and I'm turning into the grandma, but I still feel the same."
09-28-2023, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I'll go as deep as you want baby. No homo of course.I have never had a feeling of being grown up (just turned 38), and from what I have learned from older men and women is they say the same. I personally believe this a good/healthy/positive thing for a few reasons.
More importantly, I feel now that we now this, we can communicate it to the younger generations. Maybe they will have a little more patience with us. Maybe just let them know we don't have chit figured out, that we can be scared, that we over analyze everything about ourselves, that we simply do not know.
I feel that can better set them up for success. Peoples feelings should be validated by those who love them, I don't care if you agree with them or not, their feelings are theirs and they should be validated.
That is a little deeper than you may have wanted to go.
Yes I agree.
More importantly, I feel now that we now this, we can communicate it to the younger generations. Maybe they will have a little more patience with us. Maybe just let them know we don't have chit figured out, that we can be scared, that we over analyze everything about ourselves, that we simply do not know.
I feel that can better set them up for success. Peoples feelings should be validated by those who love them, I don't care if you agree with them or not, their feelings are theirs and they should be validated.
That is a little deeper than you may have wanted to go.
Yes I agree.
I'm back, bitches!
09-28-2023, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
You've always been a grandma to meI concur OP.
I couldn't tell you.
I was getting ready to leave to pick up my daughter from the airport late Monday evening and thought "What even is this? My daughter is pretty much an adult now and I'm turning into the grandma, but I still feel the same."
I couldn't tell you.
I was getting ready to leave to pick up my daughter from the airport late Monday evening and thought "What even is this? My daughter is pretty much an adult now and I'm turning into the grandma, but I still feel the same."
09-28-2023, 11:11 AM
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Muzz, today is my 23rd birthday. I would greatly appreciate a vocaroo of you motivating me to turn my life around.
It's my Jordan Year. I will adopt the Jordan mentality and ascend with jaw surgery, nosejob, gyno, hair transplant, etc. I will do everything in my power to no longer be an Indian Incel
Motivate me
It's my Jordan Year. I will adopt the Jordan mentality and ascend with jaw surgery, nosejob, gyno, hair transplant, etc. I will do everything in my power to no longer be an Indian Incel
Motivate me
09-28-2023, 11:19 AM
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Recently turned 30...and I noticed my 20s went by so ridiculously quick. Before you know it, we're gonna be old and gray.
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09-28-2023, 11:25 AM
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Definitely.
Sometimes I find myself thinking "how tf am I a dad and how do I have a wife? Wtf is going on?"
Sometimes I find myself thinking "how tf am I a dad and how do I have a wife? Wtf is going on?"
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
09-28-2023, 11:25 AM
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Yup. I still find myself laughing at the same immature things I laughed at when I was 15. I still spend a significant portion playing video games and browsing the internet. Only difference now is I'm more diet conscious, work instead of school, have a car, and facial/body hair grows astonishingly faster. The added wisdom helps me avoid more awkward moments or inaptitude in social situations.
09-28-2023, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzanpress⏩
Muzz, today is my 23rd birthday. I would greatly appreciate a vocaroo of you motivating me to turn my life around.
It's my Jordan Year. I will adopt the Jordan mentality and ascend with jaw surgery, nosejob, gyno, hair transplant, etc. I will do everything in my power to no longer be an Indian Incel
Motivate me
It's my Jordan Year. I will adopt the Jordan mentality and ascend with jaw surgery, nosejob, gyno, hair transplant, etc. I will do everything in my power to no longer be an Indian Incel
Motivate me
I'm back, bitches!
09-28-2023, 11:41 AM
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Every single day I have a moment where that voice says "Why am I doing this? I am a child"
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09-28-2023, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Stop baiting me into posting your OnlyfansEvery single day I have a moment where that voice says "Why am I doing this? I am a child"
09-28-2023, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By buwbs⏩
well stahpI resent my parents for bringing me into this world
Felt like this from around the age 7
Felt like this from around the age 7
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09-28-2023, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I already dont give a fuk lmao. I'm not like a typical incel thats scared of rejection and judgement. I've been rejected over a thousand times now and i just brush it off. I dont give a fuk what anyone thinks about mevocaroo
I still want to access sugar walls. I still want to pick ups chicks when I go to a bar. But I can't. I want a girlfriend. You give me consistent sex and a girlfriend and I'd be the happiest f*cker in the world cause I got everything else
09-28-2023, 11:53 AM
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Just saw this and it's relevant
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