I'm Technically Single rn srs frk

09-29-2023, 09:28 PM

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Ratfish

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I'm Technically Single rn srs frk

should i try to smooch a gal at the bar tomorrow when I meet TA

i gotta stop dating gals

i dunno why this keeps happening but i fkn hate it

i fkn hate them so much lmao

why

why the frk do i keep ending up in relationships

the only fun part is seducing them

all the rest is the fkn worst

halp an nba out srs

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09-29-2023, 09:30 PM

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Hit up some strip clubs. They got a million strip clubs in Portland lol

09-29-2023, 09:30 PM

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it's okay, your hand will always love you.

09-29-2023, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted By TheTwilightZone⏩

Hit up some strip clubs. They got a million strip clubs in Portland lol

i like strippers (because they lie for a living, so when they clock out of that work mindset, they're dramatically more honest than the avg whore), but i've never walked into a strip club without my boyos or a gal and i just can't picture it

Originally Posted By RippedPlz⏩

it's okay, your hand will always love you.

gonna give u 1 more chance to try that again

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09-29-2023, 09:34 PM

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maybe you could do some laundry xD

09-29-2023, 09:37 PM

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09-29-2023, 09:38 PM

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you're like 45, bald and broke, you're not in high demand so nobody cares

09-29-2023, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted By WhiteBoySummer⏩

you're like 45, bald and broke, you're not in high demand so nobody cares

why u keep deleting my number from your mother's phone tho

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09-29-2023, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

why u keep deleting my number from your mother's phone tho

why does your mother keep deleting my kids every time i impregnate her?

09-29-2023, 09:43 PM

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yieldtonothing
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get a ukelele and write some sad songs about this. make an album and release it. i'd listen. you're not a moron. you could have fun trying to be clever with words.

09-29-2023, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted By WhiteBoySummer⏩

why does your mother keep deleting my kids every time i impregnate her?

your mother described you as the "abortion that didn't take" during pillow talk, so that's funny lol

i'd bet on you as a pugilist since u dodged that 3rd world coat hanger like a boss srs

Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩

get a ukelele and write some sad songs about this. make an album and release it. i'd listen. you're not a moron. you could have fun trying to be clever with words.

i technically own a mandolin srs

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09-29-2023, 09:45 PM

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yieldtonothing
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

your mother described you as the "abortion that didn't take" during pillow talk, so that's funny lol

i'd bet on you as a pugilist since u dodged that 3rd world coat hanger like a boss srs

i technically own a mandolin srs

start spittin boyo

09-29-2023, 09:51 PM

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09-29-2023, 10:12 PM

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Yes...Just play this while you sip slowly, but remember the micodose before the bars.

09-29-2023, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

should i try to smooch a gal at the bar tomorrow when I meet TA

you guys are going out tomorrow? fukkk

See SuperHercules' sig

09-29-2023, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

should i try to smooch a gal at the bar tomorrow when I meet TA

i gotta stop dating gals

i dunno why this keeps happening but i fkn hate it

i fkn hate them so much lmao

why

why the frk do i keep ending up in relationships

the only fun part is seducing them

all the rest is the fkn worst

halp an nba out srs

Is TA going to shower at your place again?

09-29-2023, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩

Is TA going to shower at your place again?

idk if he needs to I guess

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09-29-2023, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩

you guys are going out tomorrow? fukkk

we're gonna daydrinkmaxx srs

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09-29-2023, 11:16 PM

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I mean me too, technically

I have an agenda to marry 44

But right now I have this issue I talked about w being uncertain if I’m going to live or die post Sandusky sex offender accomplices

Wv police had suggested I do a pre marriage trial 4 girls then on to marriage

There’s been back and forth about it

Girls like no I don’t want it to happen

Rc peter rapists trying to pretend they belong as part of the conversation for their racketeering and torture

The thing is? Every time it happens to me I’ve grown some resentment I can’t help it

I’m going to move towards the marriage

But also shoot for 4

I don’t know supposed to meet this hot ass fbi fam girl in Florida

Hope that goes down

Find 3 others I don’t want to name drop where I’m at mentally w that one

09-30-2023, 12:57 AM

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09-30-2023, 01:29 AM

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Maybe it’s time….lower your standards and go see penguin, srs

09-30-2023, 01:33 AM

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You need to hustle & stop chasing women brat
I made 1200 in 4 days wat u do? Huh fqt. We out here hustling couldnt think about a bitch for a second. You out her crying for pussy grown ass man. Kunt