I was vibing in the packed but still lit dance floor, watching Steve Aoki play (absolute unit btw) and all of a sudden this fat short whale tried pushing her way between me and someone else trying to get closer. Realizing her orbit wasn't going to get her through the tight spot, she just stood in between me and another person, but she was still pushed against me. I put my arm up between us to give her the realization that she was pushing against me, but my arm went in between two of her fat folds. Ded fkn srs. I was disgusted, and my mind immediately went to the 14,000 JD threads on here. Eventually she realized that she was about to absorb me into her layers, and eventually went to another part of the dance floor.


Johnny has been right this entire time.

I knew I should have made a race B8 thread.

Johnnydeep was right

One of the most based men in existence.