**Wipe from the front crew**

10-06-2023, 07:53 PM

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pengh

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Wipe from the front crew

I just had a huge convo in my golf trip text chain (8 guys) about wiping your ass....

Copy/pasta from my text.... please read carefully

While I'm sitting, my ass muscles are totally relaxed. I lift my nut sack and wipe (usually 3 times) then follow with wet nap.

I don't understand standing. I tried it once and felt my a**hole TENSE up and ass cheeks smashed together (terrible feeling). Seems 10x easier sitting - cleaner as well.

Also, as I prepare to sit/s**t, i spread my ass cheeks out so the toilet seat holds them spread for the entire duration.

Have a good night ��

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10-06-2023, 07:57 PM

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mr.left hook
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩

I just had a huge convo in my golf trip text chain (8 guys) about wiping your ass....

Copy/pasta from my text.... please read carefully

While I'm sitting, my ass muscles are totally relaxed. I lift my nut sack and wipe (usually 3 times) then follow with wet nap.

I don't understand standing. I tried it once and felt my a**hole TENSE up and ass cheeks smashed together (terrible feeling). Seems 10x easier sitting - cleaner as well.

Also, as I prepare to sit/s**t, i spread my ass cheeks out so the toilet seat holds them spread for the entire duration.

Have a good night ��

I get it... its 2023 enjoy

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10-06-2023, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted By mr.left

I get it... its 2023 enjoy

Not sure what you're getting at. But around 2001 i had a similar convo with my friend. And we were both WTF each other... so for about 2 weeks i decided to dedicate trying new approaches. Some "standing" and some wiping sitting, but from "the back" . I remember it never felt comfortable and i didn't do a good job unless i put 3x the effort as my OG ways.... so it is what it is. To each their own

* Eggs and Rice crew *
* No Washcloth Crew *

Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

#FREEPH*GGOT

MMGA

10-06-2023, 08:07 PM

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Lol @ yous ass-wiping ph@ggots. Do yous even know how frikin gay it is to wipe ur own ass? Also it frikin shrinks ur balls and craters ur test. Do yous think a silverback gorilla gives a fuk about wiping his own ass? Fuk no, he just dumps off a massive load and then mogs the fuk out of the entire rainforest.

10-06-2023, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩

Lol @ yous ass-wiping ph@ggots. Do yous even know how frikin gay it is to wipe ur own ass? Also it frikin shrinks ur balls and craters ur test. Do yous think a silverback gorilla gives a fuk about wiping his own ass? Fuk no, he just dumps off a massive load and then mogs the fuk out of the entire rainforest.

This. There has to be more awareness towards the benefits of no wipe. Test levels maxxed out srs

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10-06-2023, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted By pengh⏩

I just had a huge convo in my golf trip text chain (8 guys) about wiping your ass....

Copy/pasta from my text.... please read carefully

While I'm sitting, my ass muscles are totally relaxed. I lift my nut sack and wipe (usually 3 times) then follow with wet nap.

I don't understand standing. I tried it once and felt my a**hole TENSE up and ass cheeks smashed together (terrible feeling). Seems 10x easier sitting - cleaner as well.

Also, as I prepare to sit/s**t, i spread my ass cheeks out so the toilet seat holds them spread for the entire duration.

Have a good night ��

Das it man. I do the same.

10-06-2023, 08:14 PM

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mr.left hook
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩

Not sure what you're getting at. But around 2001 i had a similar convo with my friend. And we were both WTF each other... so for about 2 weeks i decided to dedicate trying new approaches. Some "standing" and some wiping sitting, but from "the back" . I remember it never felt comfortable and i didn't do a good job unless i put 3x the effort as my OG ways.... so it is what it is. To each their own

I don't wanna get Banned, but sounds like your a Tranny in the making

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“Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them.”- Don Quixote

''damn right I like the life I live

'Cause I went from negative to positive

And it's allGood..."

"friends come and go but enemies accumulate"

< H.T.C Till I D.I.E >
"Zero tolerance Crew" ZERO, NADA !!!!