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post 1691441513 10-10-2023, 01:56 PM
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πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’•πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’•Tesla cars can't even make coffees...???????πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’•πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’•

WTF???? Just found out.

So, it removes every single pleasant aspect about driving (the sound/noise, the manual shifting, etc...) and doesn't give anything in exchange
post 1691442273 10-10-2023, 02:09 PM
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What? Can't "take coffees"?
You are the only problem you will ever have and YOU are the only solution.

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post 1691442483 10-10-2023, 02:12 PM
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what combination of drugs led to this thread and thread content
post 1691442813 10-10-2023, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By natypes
What? Can't "take coffees"?
make coffees*

I learnt English with gypsies.



edit: Wait... is it take or make? Don't even know... lol. English makes no sense.
Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot
what combination of drugs led to this thread and thread content
Testosterone and Pussy Juice, combined.

Never try it you gonna look at all the Tesla/Automatic Car guys as queers.
post 1691442973 10-10-2023, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By GODself
make coffees*

I learnt English with gypsies.




Testosterone.
who was edit thread title
post 1691443233 10-10-2023, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah
who was edit thread title
Ive been miscing for 6 years and I didn't even know you could.


How do I do it?
post 1691443273 10-10-2023, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By GODself
Testosterone and Pussy Juice, combined.

Never try it you gonna look at all the Tesla/Automatic Car guys as queers.
nice edit

lol@ teslas

garbage
post 1691443373 10-10-2023, 02:23 PM
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Are you saying a Tesla doesn't have a cupholder for your coffee cup?

Besides that, I have no idea what you're talking about and I pride myself in deciphering autismo speak very well.
post 1691443493 10-10-2023, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna
Are you saying a Tesla doesn't have a cupholder for your coffee cup?

Besides that, I have no idea what you're talking about and I pride myself in deciphering autismo speak very well.
No, I want them to make me a coffee on command. Like:

Me: "Hey, make me a coffee"
Tesla: "Your coffee is going to be ready in 10 secs

*10 secs after*

Tesla: "Please have your coffee sir"


This type of ****.~




I think it was obvious af, so I didn't explain it better.




And btw, who the fuk wants a cupholder? It is a tesla... you want the autopilot to drive for you and now you can't even grab your own coffee?
post 1691443553 10-10-2023, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot
nice edit

lol@ teslas

garbage
Nah, no more junk than anything else on the road. I run a collision shop, have owned 21 cars and now own a Tesla. They're fine.
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post 1691443693 10-10-2023, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By natypes
Nah, no more junk than anything else on the road. I run a collision shop, have owned 21 cars and now own a Tesla. They're fine.
Sorry, English is clearly not my native language. Is "fine" another word for "homo" in english?
post 1691443783 10-10-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By GODself
No, I want them to make me a coffee on command. Like:

Me: "Hey, make me a coffee"
Tesla: "Your coffee is going to be ready in 10 secs

*10 secs after*

Tesla: "Please have your coffee sir"


This type of ****.~




I think it was obvious af, so I didn't explain it better.




And btw, who the fuk wants a cupholder? It is a tesla... you want the autopilot to drive for you and now you can't even grab your own coffee?
Oh, got it.

Lay off the drugs, bro.
post 1691443813 10-10-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna
Oh, got it.

Lay off the drugs, bro.
I will, as soon as you start attending your "reading comprehension" classes.

Originally Posted By anonkunbrah
who was edit thread title
done. Hope it is better.
post 1691443863 10-10-2023, 02:31 PM
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Tesla stopped selling keyfobs with their cars because the fan boys kept shoving them up their asses.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1691443893 10-10-2023, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Tesla stopped selling keyfobs with their cars because the fan boys kept shoving them up their asses.
Is this why Teslas have no stick shift?
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