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Thread: Just Realized Why I Never Made Gains

post 1691555973 10-12-2023, 11:37 AM
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Just Realized Why I Never Made Gains

misheard and thought people were saying u gotta hit the "alcoholic window" after lifting

been going on a bender right after lifting each time

fuark
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post 1691556103 10-12-2023, 11:39 AM
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Pity bump
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1691556163 10-12-2023, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Pity bump
wait a minute haven't u been doing the same thing

why does it work for u
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post 1691556233 10-12-2023, 11:41 AM
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I think you forgot to lift weights, too
post 1691556293 10-12-2023, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
I think you forgot to lift weights, too
16oz curls are heavy enough rite
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post 1691556303 10-12-2023, 11:43 AM
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Each smooch decreases your gains by 3.5% (srs)
post 1691556353 10-12-2023, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
Each smooch decreases your gains by 3.5% (srs)
oh no

no no no no
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post 1691556413 10-12-2023, 11:44 AM
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eat more than you expel newb
post 1691556543 10-12-2023, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You're a weak cowardly weasel both mentally and physically. These things often have a correlation.

It's ironic how much you hate the Jews given that you're exactly like them.
hmm, should i take advice from the guy who got chokeslammed through a filthy motel 6 coffee table by a "girl" with sasquatch legs

lmao
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post 1691556583 10-12-2023, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
you're a weak cowardly weasel both mentally and physically. These things often have a correlation.

It's ironic how much you hate the jews given that you're exactly like them.
wow.
post 1691556633 10-12-2023, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
16oz curls are heavy enough rite
Gotta use progressive overload. Work your way up to 24oz and eventually 40oz.
post 1691556643 10-12-2023, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You're a weak cowardly weasel both mentally and physically. These things often have a correlation.

It's ironic how much you hate the Jews given that you're exactly like them.
Wowww wow wow.
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1691556673 10-12-2023, 11:48 AM
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It's hard as fuk to get significant gains if you're drinking regularly. 1-2x per week at most.
post 1691556713 10-12-2023, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Gotta use progressive overload. Work your way up to 24oz and eventually 40oz.
is it true u gotta gorilla tape the 40oz to your hands

how do u even do that once the first one is on
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
It's hard as fuk to get significant gains if you're drinking regularly. 1-2x per week at most.
so 40 beers total then is ok
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post 1691556853 10-12-2023, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
is it true u gotta gorilla tape the 40oz to your hands

how do u even do that once the first one is on
Havoc probably could answer this. They don't even sell 40oz where I live.
post 1691556953 10-12-2023, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Havoc probably could answer this. They don't even sell 40oz where I live.
TA recently went through a 40oz phase

chit was hilarious lmao
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post 1691557383 10-12-2023, 12:01 PM
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Hard to be a synthesizecel when your body spends 80% of the day metabolizing Satan's water srs
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

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post 1691557453 10-12-2023, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Hard to be a synthesizecel when your body spends 80% of the day metabolizing Satan's water srs
i synthesize plenty of acetate tho hehe

did u visit heavenly portland on your road trip
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post 1691558413 10-12-2023, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
misheard and thought people were saying u gotta hit the "alcoholic window" after lifting

been going on a bender right after lifting each time

fuark
I heard pros state that alcohol stops all gains.
but vodka can be used to dehydrate and get cut for a show.
There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
post 1691558483 10-12-2023, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By x-trainer
I heard pros state that alcohol stops all gains.
but vodka can be used to dehydrate and get cut for a show.
will try before my next show srs
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post 1691558583 10-12-2023, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Hard to be a synthesizecel when your body spends 80% of the day metabolizing Satan's water srs
say wot.


I would take big swigs of gin bottle I always kept in my car, in the gym parking lot, get home and shower with a nice buzz.
post 1691558713 10-12-2023, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
say wot.


I would take big swigs of gin bottle I always kept in my car, in the gym parking lot, get home and shower with a nice buzz.
Alcohol messes up protein synthesis
post 1691561203 10-12-2023, 01:17 PM
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Some of the greatest workouts I've had are when I've been wasted (srs)
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post 1691561273 10-12-2023, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
say wot.


I would take big swigs of gin bottle I always kept in my car, in the gym parking lot, get home and shower with a nice buzz.
Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
Some of the greatest workouts I've had are when I've been wasted (srs)
damn, it's looking like maybe i wasn't drinking enough after all

based af
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post 1691574323 10-12-2023, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i synthesize plenty of acetate tho hehe

did u visit heavenly portland on your road trip
Went due East for a week long conference/seminar; stopped at a different roadie-bar almost every night just to shoot the chit with locals srs

Had a blast(and many beers)


Flying wood've been cheaper but I'm glad I didn't; imagine falling out the sky like cuck
Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
say wot.


I would take big swigs of gin bottle I always kept in my car, in the gym parking lot, get home and shower with a nice buzz.
Originally Posted By Sil3nt1⏩
Alcohol messes up protein synthesis
Yeah, it does; the moment it enters your gullet your body stops everything & focuses on filtering out the poison

That's why you pee so quick hehe
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

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