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post 1691617783 10-13-2023, 01:30 PM
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I'm Pretty Much the World's Best Wingman

hopefully it's not the contrast between my strange look and TA's normal look frrkkk

for some reason I'm present on some of these first dates and getting rinsed and saying some real weird stuff about WWII. I'm happy to report that he smooched the gal and grabbed her stacks (but not racks wtf)

woke up on his couch and I'm sippin coors lights, for those of you sponsoring me
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post 1691617863 10-13-2023, 01:32 PM
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Gay guys are the best wingmen (no homo).

Is there something you want to tell us?
post 1691617923 10-13-2023, 01:34 PM
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only smooched a gay dude on the cheek once

I have a pic of it somewhere with my gal at the time smooching his other cheek

am I a fgt or just a drunk
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post 1691617933 10-13-2023, 01:34 PM
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Would you push his hips during doggy if he was too drunk?
post 1691617993 10-13-2023, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Would you push his hips during doggy if he was too drunk?
no but I would shout venomous curses like a little league dad
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post 1691618093 10-13-2023, 01:37 PM
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Any pics of the smooched gals stacks? Racks? Srs, vry srs.
post 1691618183 10-13-2023, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Any pics of the smooched gals stacks? Racks? Srs, vry srs.
I'll tell him to post when he wakes up but he said they were surprisingly dialed. she's a cute gal and I think I asked her if she had any hot aunts or grandmas semisrs

she's from Hinge, for what it's worth
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post 1691618643 10-13-2023, 01:51 PM
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Based sipper gets a based rep for description of stacks. Will be looking for pics from ta tonight.
post 1691618933 10-13-2023, 01:57 PM
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You're all that and more
post 1691619073 10-13-2023, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfished⏩
You're all that and more
wowow
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post 1691619123 10-13-2023, 02:00 PM
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I’d look like a GQ model next to u

Can u b my wingman ? Srs
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

Nonsense Army Crew.
post 1691619273 10-13-2023, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfished⏩
You're all that and more
Lmao the flags is lowkey hilarious
post 1691619583 10-13-2023, 02:10 PM
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“You don’t want to get involved in this.”

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post 1691619783 10-13-2023, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
I’d look like a GQ model next to u

Can u b my wingman ? Srs
exactly

that's why it's so funny srs

I gotta force myself to tone down the rizz because the gals are always so entranced srs
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post 1691620033 10-13-2023, 02:18 PM
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post 1691620153 10-13-2023, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
You do have a sort of friendly-nosferatu look to you
wow I get a slight tan and this guy cooms at me like I'm an AA
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post 1691620253 10-13-2023, 02:22 PM
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