I was smoking a flat blem with a few of my pals on my best mates stag do in Amsterdam.

Sitting at a high booth in a semi circle with a table in the middle.

Smoked too much for my own good. Blood sugar level plummeted, passed out.

Woke up under the table after blanking out for about 10 seconds and I was scissoring the table leg, my crotch was firmly pressed up against the solitary leg.

Felt the urge to pee, knew I was in trouble. It dawned on me that the only thing that was holding in my pee was the fukin table leg. I came clean to boys, I said “look lads, I’m going to be honest, when I stand up I am going to piss myself”

Removed my crotch from up against the table leg and pissed myself. Luckily I could hold it back before it started trickling down my shorts, so it was just a wet patch.

Dusted myself off. Toured Ajax stadium (which was boring AF btw do not recommend) and got ****faced for the rest of the day.

The end

True story (srs)