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Attention Misc: Introducing.... THE 2024 FLORIDA MAN GAMES
10-26-2023, 06:34 AM
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Attention Misc: Introducing.... THE 2024 FLORIDA MAN GAMES
get ready
Saturday, February 24
The Florida Man Games
https://www.thefloridamangames.com/?...M8GsE01u8CmrYQ
Gear up for The Florida Man Games™ - Wild competition sporting events, entertaining contests, and Florida-style cultural activities.
get your tickets here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-flo...s-681896931077
The games:
WEAPONIZED POOL NOODLE MUD DUEL
Test your strength inside the Florida Man Games Colosseum (Massive Above Ground Pool).

EVADING ARREST OBSTACLE COURSE
Jump over fences, through back yards, and away from actual police officers to earn your freedom!

CATEGORY 5 CASH GRAB
Subject yourself to category 5 winds as you scramble to catch as much real cash as you can

A CATALYTIC CONVERTER, 2 BIKES, AND A HANDFUL OF COPPER PIPES:RACE AGAINST TIME
Compete head to head in a race that lets you live a day in the life of a Florida man headline

BEER BELLY FLORIDA SUMO
Dive in to the beer belly of the beast as you try to blast your opponent out of the ring.

Judges:
dan "nitro" clark
Lori "ice" fetrick
(Former American Gladiators)


Saturday, February 24
The Florida Man Games

https://www.thefloridamangames.com/?...M8GsE01u8CmrYQ
Gear up for The Florida Man Games™ - Wild competition sporting events, entertaining contests, and Florida-style cultural activities.
get your tickets here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-flo...s-681896931077
The games:
WEAPONIZED POOL NOODLE MUD DUEL
Test your strength inside the Florida Man Games Colosseum (Massive Above Ground Pool).

EVADING ARREST OBSTACLE COURSE
Jump over fences, through back yards, and away from actual police officers to earn your freedom!

CATEGORY 5 CASH GRAB
Subject yourself to category 5 winds as you scramble to catch as much real cash as you can

A CATALYTIC CONVERTER, 2 BIKES, AND A HANDFUL OF COPPER PIPES:RACE AGAINST TIME
Compete head to head in a race that lets you live a day in the life of a Florida man headline

BEER BELLY FLORIDA SUMO
Dive in to the beer belly of the beast as you try to blast your opponent out of the ring.

Judges:
dan "nitro" clark
Lori "ice" fetrick
(Former American Gladiators)


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10-26-2023, 07:04 AM
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already buzzing the headlines
Who Needs the Olympics? We Have the Florida Man Games Coming In 2024!
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/20/who-ne...oming-in-2024/
Florida Man Games Events: Evading Arrest, Cash Grab, and More
https://nerdbot.com/2023/10/25/flori...grab-and-more/
Florida Man Games to debut in 2024
https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-g...034451133.html
The First-Ever 'Florida Man Games' Are Coming Just in Time for the Olympics
https://www.mensjournal.com/news/fir...oming-olympics

lol @ GA cope:

Who Needs the Olympics? We Have the Florida Man Games Coming In 2024!
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/20/who-ne...oming-in-2024/
Florida Man Games Events: Evading Arrest, Cash Grab, and More
https://nerdbot.com/2023/10/25/flori...grab-and-more/
Florida Man Games to debut in 2024
https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-g...034451133.html
The First-Ever 'Florida Man Games' Are Coming Just in Time for the Olympics
https://www.mensjournal.com/news/fir...oming-olympics

lol @ GA cope:

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10-26-2023, 07:43 AM
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Fkn lmao @ you ppl not only celebrating but showcasing the stupidity, degeneracy and absolute lack of moral decency in your filthy state.
For those of you who want a true five star thread Pls goto:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...ght=kensington
For those of you who want a true five star thread Pls goto:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...ght=kensington
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10-26-2023, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
video in the OP not even working...kinda like people in PAFkn lmao @ you ppl not only celebrating but showcasing the stupidity, degeneracy and absolute lack of moral decency in your filthy state.
For those of you who want a true five star thread Pls goto:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...ght=kensington
For those of you who want a true five star thread Pls goto:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...ght=kensington
negging on rc
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10-26-2023, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Got to be able to laugh at yourself. Other states have even a bigger issue when it comes down to it but they claim to be so prim and proper, such as NY and the whole left coast.Fkn lmao @ you ppl not only celebrating but showcasing the stupidity, degeneracy and absolute lack of moral decency in your filthy state
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10-26-2023, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
You think we laugh about Kensington and Philly in general in our great state? Absolutely not...I would never even fathomGot to be able to laugh at yourself. Other states have even a bigger issue when it comes down to it but they claim to be so prim and proper, such as NY and the whole left coast.
Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
This^^ too bad im on spread with this heat CUCK
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10-26-2023, 09:00 AM
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[QUOTE=Procta post_id=1692333513]come at FL Man bros
[img]https://i.imgur.com/WprL0wN.g][/QUOTE]Is that Big Ben??
[img]https://i.imgur.com/WprL0wN.g][/QUOTE]Is that Big Ben??
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10-26-2023, 09:52 AM
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Mullet Contest

Florida Ma'am Pinup

Chicken Coop bingo

911 fight night brawl of the badges - cops vs firefighters

line up looking wholesome af

Florida Ma'am Pinup

Chicken Coop bingo

911 fight night brawl of the badges - cops vs firefighters

line up looking wholesome af
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10-26-2023, 10:02 AM
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the more you look into this event the better it gets
Selfies With Alligators - The insurance company doesn't love this, but we don't care!
BBQ Competition - Award winning pit masters compete to win
Cultural Demonstrations - Alligator shows, datil pepper (Florida's hot pepper) vendors, SWAT vehicles and more!
check out the socials to stay up to day
https://www.********.com/thefloridamangames
Selfies With Alligators - The insurance company doesn't love this, but we don't care!
BBQ Competition - Award winning pit masters compete to win
Cultural Demonstrations - Alligator shows, datil pepper (Florida's hot pepper) vendors, SWAT vehicles and more!
check out the socials to stay up to day
https://www.********.com/thefloridamangames
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10-27-2023, 11:24 AM
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gawd damn the FL Man is just out here moggin' people in other states
Florida man buys scratch-off at Winston-Salem gas station, wins $100,000
https://myfox8.com/news/north-caroli...on-wins-100000
full take over coming boyos, pepper that angus
Florida man buys scratch-off at Winston-Salem gas station, wins $100,000
https://myfox8.com/news/north-caroli...on-wins-100000
full take over coming boyos, pepper that angus
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"mirin that artwork.
Everything I post is satire.
Tricknology Grand Master.
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official merch just dropped made by Flo Grown
https://flogrown.com/collections/the-florida-man-games
also judges announced
Judges:
dan "nitro" clark
Lori "ice" fetrick
Former American Gladiators
awww fuk
https://flogrown.com/collections/the-florida-man-games
also judges announced
Judges:
dan "nitro" clark
Lori "ice" fetrick
Former American Gladiators
awww fuk
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Eat the butt challenge is on too early. You need to ease into a competition like that.
We need a miscer to attend this event.
We need a miscer to attend this event.
02-16-2024, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
you dont want to eat FL butts after high noon, the earlier the better... unless you are into swamp ass, that is.. butts will get pretty ripeEat the butt challenge is on too early. You need to ease into a competition like that.
We need a miscer to attend this event.
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It all goes down this weekend boyos
1ST Annual FL Man Games!
Teams are being formed now..
such as:
Meet 'The Cooter Commandos', the greatest team of Florida Men ever assembled.
https://www.********.com/friends/req...iend&ref=notif


1ST Annual FL Man Games!
Teams are being formed now..
such as:
Meet 'The Cooter Commandos', the greatest team of Florida Men ever assembled.
https://www.********.com/friends/req...iend&ref=notif


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another big update today.....
ready for the entire world to witness
The inanity will be streamed live at thefloridamangames.com if you can’t experience it in person !!!

ready for the entire world to witness
The inanity will be streamed live at thefloridamangames.com if you can’t experience it in person !!!

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