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post 1692327193 10-26-2023, 07:13 AM
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Story time! Farm Story for the misc with pictures

The night before last, I was all settled and ready to sleep. My dog hops onto the windowsill and starts barking furiously. I heard the unmistakable sound of a human crunching through the leaves. Two strides. For sure. Terrifying. The only time that is a welcome sound is when the transformer blows up and the power guys have to come around.
I got all hyped up and got a firearm. Then I remembered I saw a deer out by the magnolias out front. Ugh.
So annoying. I closed the window and settled in to sleep.
Tonight, the pupper gets up on the windowsill again and commences barking. Again, I hear the crunching, but the stride is different. I look out there and see a rather large varmint of some kind. Raccoon? It was striding towards a shack that's about 30 feet from my window. I raise some long haired mice there for my doggo. The mice had had many babies recently.
I figure the varmint wants to eat them. Turns out it was a possum and they're very dumb. Got in a clean shot, and all the babies screamed in a panic. One more as a courtesy shot and I went inside. About 20 minutes later, after I was sound asleep, the pupper starts blowing up on the window sill again! I think to myself, damn I guess the possum must have played dead and fooled me. But it was weird because I was sure I'd nailed him.
The next morning I go out there and left the pupper inside just in case the body was still there.
It was. I was right about the size. What a terrible stink it had. That first shot nailed the poor sucker so hard I had to use a hoe to scrape it up. Nasty bloodstain on my tarp and was heavy af.
I let the pupper out and we did the animals. Then went to go check on the cotton. story continues after pictures.




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Here's where it gets interesting. On my walk I found another possum in a pile of feathers. I surmised what must have happened. This second possum must have disturbed my boy after I killed the first one. Then it killed a waterbird by the pond, which explains the fluffy feathers around it. Then, that possum was killed by a coyote pack and eaten along with the bird. I didn't hear any howling, but it was torn apart. I took pictures of the nasty eaten possum too, but it's gross.

Anyway that's the story of the farm varmints. Now I'm tired.
post 1692327293 10-26-2023, 07:19 AM
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cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit.
post 1692327343 10-26-2023, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot
cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit.
lol'd
2:136
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post 1692327443 10-26-2023, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot
cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit.
Cliffs: Here's the site with the moving pictures where you don't have to do the eye to brain thing that makes your head hurt.
post 1692327553 10-26-2023, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By miscerForLulz
lol'd
so did I. Why go on a message board if one is determined not to read. This isn't exactly Shakespeare.
post 1692327863 10-26-2023, 07:31 AM
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came in for rear glute spread
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post 1692328133 10-26-2023, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
so did I. Why go on a message board if one is determined not to read. This isn't exactly Shakespeare.
didn't read either but you missed the point clearly
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
post 1692328213 10-26-2023, 07:39 AM
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Pics of dead animals?

No psycho.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1692328333 10-26-2023, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV
came in for rear glute spread
lmao
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post 1692328443 10-26-2023, 07:44 AM
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Did not read negged
Not in the AM
post 1692331103 10-26-2023, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17
Did not read negged
oh you precious genius.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Pics of dead animals?

No psycho.
lol. I thought about posting it.
Originally Posted By miscerForLulz
didn't read either but you missed the point clearly
Nah, I got you.
Originally Posted By TokenV
came in for rear glute spread
Well? Where is the rear glute spread? Didn't you want to show us? You can at least send a link.
post 1692331303 10-26-2023, 08:43 AM
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Based OP, trying to post cotton pics to make black miscers come in here and pick, I mean post.
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post 1692331433 10-26-2023, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot
cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit.
OP heard an intruder outside her house, she immediately got her blanket, went outside and waited.






post 1692331583 10-26-2023, 08:47 AM
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post 1692331603 10-26-2023, 08:48 AM
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KYS Megasloot. I want you to die
post 1692331673 10-26-2023, 08:49 AM
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post 1692331793 10-26-2023, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay
OP heard an intruder outside her house, she immediately got her blanket, went outside and waited.






lmfaoooooooooooooooooo fat matt is getting some 10/10 gif
post 1692331803 10-26-2023, 08:51 AM
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OP is it true that you're a tranny? (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1692331863 10-26-2023, 08:52 AM
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post 1692332383 10-26-2023, 09:02 AM
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post 1692333163 10-26-2023, 09:16 AM
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Mirin farm life srs
post 1692333233 10-26-2023, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Turns out it was a possum and they're very dumb. Got in a clean shot, and all the babies screamed in a panic. One more as a courtesy shot and I went inside.
Ma'am...wtf?

Why kill it? I am so confused rn.

Possums are some on the only animals that eat ticks, they can eat thousands.
post 1692333343 10-26-2023, 09:20 AM
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Speaking of smell....how much to bed you down in that field of cotton and do some anal?
See monster0ultra's sig
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post 1692333553 10-26-2023, 09:25 AM
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Are we going to ignore the fact that OP is a tranny?

No amount of cotton is going to fix you, dawgie.
post 1692333603 10-26-2023, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By rollerball
I 100% hope your life is a permanent misery. Srs.
OP is a tranny, its life is already ruined.
post 1692333723 10-26-2023, 09:28 AM
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post 1692333733 10-26-2023, 09:28 AM
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cliffs of cliffs ?
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post 1692333873 10-26-2023, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By rollerball
Wow the tranny piece of CHIT killed possums? Why the fukk would this idiot freak kill possums.

Fukk YOU OP, you fukking lowlife, low-IQ piece of chit.

I 100% hope your life is a permanent misery. Srs.
Calm down, damn.

It's actually not that serious. I live in a very rural area in MS too and sometimes you do have to do **** like this. These animals do spread disease and can be very destructive.
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