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Story time! Farm Story for the misc with pictures
10-26-2023, 07:13 AM
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Story time! Farm Story for the misc with pictures
The night before last, I was all settled and ready to sleep. My dog hops onto the windowsill and starts barking furiously. I heard the unmistakable sound of a human crunching through the leaves. Two strides. For sure. Terrifying. The only time that is a welcome sound is when the transformer blows up and the power guys have to come around.
I got all hyped up and got a firearm. Then I remembered I saw a deer out by the magnolias out front. Ugh.
So annoying. I closed the window and settled in to sleep.
Tonight, the pupper gets up on the windowsill again and commences barking. Again, I hear the crunching, but the stride is different. I look out there and see a rather large varmint of some kind. Raccoon? It was striding towards a shack that's about 30 feet from my window. I raise some long haired mice there for my doggo. The mice had had many babies recently.
I figure the varmint wants to eat them. Turns out it was a possum and they're very dumb. Got in a clean shot, and all the babies screamed in a panic. One more as a courtesy shot and I went inside. About 20 minutes later, after I was sound asleep, the pupper starts blowing up on the window sill again! I think to myself, damn I guess the possum must have played dead and fooled me. But it was weird because I was sure I'd nailed him.
The next morning I go out there and left the pupper inside just in case the body was still there.
It was. I was right about the size. What a terrible stink it had. That first shot nailed the poor sucker so hard I had to use a hoe to scrape it up. Nasty bloodstain on my tarp and was heavy af.
I let the pupper out and we did the animals. Then went to go check on the cotton. story continues after pictures.



a1 make it good album download
Here's where it gets interesting. On my walk I found another possum in a pile of feathers. I surmised what must have happened. This second possum must have disturbed my boy after I killed the first one. Then it killed a waterbird by the pond, which explains the fluffy feathers around it. Then, that possum was killed by a coyote pack and eaten along with the bird. I didn't hear any howling, but it was torn apart. I took pictures of the nasty eaten possum too, but it's gross.
Anyway that's the story of the farm varmints. Now I'm tired.
I got all hyped up and got a firearm. Then I remembered I saw a deer out by the magnolias out front. Ugh.
So annoying. I closed the window and settled in to sleep.
Tonight, the pupper gets up on the windowsill again and commences barking. Again, I hear the crunching, but the stride is different. I look out there and see a rather large varmint of some kind. Raccoon? It was striding towards a shack that's about 30 feet from my window. I raise some long haired mice there for my doggo. The mice had had many babies recently.
I figure the varmint wants to eat them. Turns out it was a possum and they're very dumb. Got in a clean shot, and all the babies screamed in a panic. One more as a courtesy shot and I went inside. About 20 minutes later, after I was sound asleep, the pupper starts blowing up on the window sill again! I think to myself, damn I guess the possum must have played dead and fooled me. But it was weird because I was sure I'd nailed him.
The next morning I go out there and left the pupper inside just in case the body was still there.
It was. I was right about the size. What a terrible stink it had. That first shot nailed the poor sucker so hard I had to use a hoe to scrape it up. Nasty bloodstain on my tarp and was heavy af.
I let the pupper out and we did the animals. Then went to go check on the cotton. story continues after pictures.



a1 make it good album download
Here's where it gets interesting. On my walk I found another possum in a pile of feathers. I surmised what must have happened. This second possum must have disturbed my boy after I killed the first one. Then it killed a waterbird by the pond, which explains the fluffy feathers around it. Then, that possum was killed by a coyote pack and eaten along with the bird. I didn't hear any howling, but it was torn apart. I took pictures of the nasty eaten possum too, but it's gross.
Anyway that's the story of the farm varmints. Now I'm tired.
10-26-2023, 07:19 AM
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cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit.
10-26-2023, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
lol'dcliffs? I ain't reading all that chit.
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
10-26-2023, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
didn't read either but you missed the point clearlyso did I. Why go on a message board if one is determined not to read. This isn't exactly Shakespeare.
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
10-26-2023, 07:39 AM
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Pics of dead animals?
No psycho.
No psycho.
I'm back, bitches!
10-26-2023, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
lmaocame in for rear glute spread
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
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10-26-2023, 07:44 AM
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Did not read negged
Not in the AM
10-26-2023, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
oh you precious genius.Did not read negged
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
lol. I thought about posting it.Pics of dead animals?
No psycho.
No psycho.
Originally Posted By miscerForLulz⏩
Nah, I got you.didn't read either but you missed the point clearly
Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
Well? Where is the rear glute spread? Didn't you want to show us? You can at least send a link.came in for rear glute spread
10-26-2023, 08:43 AM
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Based OP, trying to post cotton pics to make black miscers come in here and pick, I mean post.
You are the only problem you will ever have and YOU are the only solution.
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
OP heard an intruder outside her house, she immediately got her blanket, went outside and waited.cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit.

10-26-2023, 08:47 AM
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KYS Megasloot. I want you to die
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
lmfaoooooooooooooooooo fat matt is getting some 10/10 gifOP heard an intruder outside her house, she immediately got her blanket, went outside and waited.


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Mirin farm life srs
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Ma'am...wtf?Turns out it was a possum and they're very dumb. Got in a clean shot, and all the babies screamed in a panic. One more as a courtesy shot and I went inside.
Why kill it? I am so confused rn.
Possums are some on the only animals that eat ticks, they can eat thousands.
10-26-2023, 09:20 AM
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Speaking of smell....how much to bed you down in that field of cotton and do some anal?
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Calm down, damn.Wow the tranny piece of CHIT killed possums? Why the fukk would this idiot freak kill possums.
Fukk YOU OP, you fukking lowlife, low-IQ piece of chit.
I 100% hope your life is a permanent misery. Srs.
Fukk YOU OP, you fukking lowlife, low-IQ piece of chit.
I 100% hope your life is a permanent misery. Srs.
It's actually not that serious. I live in a very rural area in MS too and sometimes you do have to do **** like this. These animals do spread disease and can be very destructive.
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