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post 1692366513 10-26-2023, 07:03 PM
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My wife and I have opened our marriage for one week. It ends tomorrow.

I suggested it, she immediately accepted last week. We started Friday at 3 PM...

Since last Friday, she hasn't been back home. I have stayed home and had two girls over in that time - only one had sex with me. The other and I did some light kissing and hugging and then she said she had to go.

My wife has only been answering texts once ever 6-7 hours...usually stuff like "Wow! Just coming up for air! How are you honey?" and sending pics of her in a hotel room and you can see three sets of legs in the background...

I've got a tinder match coming over but she's a little...short and stout. Like 4'11 150...

Will update misc on what happened tomorrow.

Ideally, she didn't have any sex and was just hugging and kissing a bit. We'll see.
post 1692366753 10-26-2023, 07:08 PM
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post 1692366923 10-26-2023, 07:11 PM
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post 1692367063 10-26-2023, 07:13 PM
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This is the plot of the movie Hall Pass ya liar lol
post 1692367153 10-26-2023, 07:15 PM
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post 1692367173 10-26-2023, 07:16 PM
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post 1692367203 10-26-2023, 07:17 PM
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Wow. Throw in the towel on that marriage.

Not a chance in hell I would knowingly let another man touch. The woman that I loved.

You must not love your wife.
"it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"
post 1692367333 10-26-2023, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By latverian41
Wow. Throw in the towel on that marriage.

Not a chance in hell I would knowingly let another man touch. The woman that I loved.

You must not love your wife.
you must be retarded
post 1692367473 10-26-2023, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
you must be retarded
No I just believe in family and wedding vows.

If you desire some strange woman's puzzy more than your wife's and sulky yourself in that woman's bed then go home to your family. Then I'd say you are the retarded one
"it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"
post 1692367593 10-26-2023, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf
I suggested it, she immediately accepted last week. We started Friday at 3 PM...

Since last Friday, she hasn't been back home. I have stayed home and had two girls over in that time - only one had sex with me. The other and I did some light kissing and hugging and then she said she had to go.

My wife has only been answering texts once ever 6-7 hours...usually stuff like "Wow! Just coming up for air! How are you honey?" and sending pics of her in a hotel room and you can see three sets of legs in the background...

I've got a tinder match coming over but she's a little...short and stout. Like 4'11 150...

Will update misc on what happened tomorrow.

Ideally, she didn't have any sex and was just hugging and kissing a bit. We'll see.
lol VirginsMadAf is Mad Af

I cucked you in that KK thread

Your wife cucked you IRL

VirginsMadAf when will they learn
post 1692367633 10-26-2023, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf
The other and I did some light kissing and hugging and then she said she had to go.
So you make girls want to sh!t huh.

I don't think that's something to be proud of.
Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf
I've got a tinder match coming over but she's a little...short and stout. Like 4'11 150...
Hope she emptied her bowels first.
post 1692367853 10-26-2023, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf
I've got a tinder match coming over but she's a little...short and stout. Like 4'11 150...
That's called perfectly round.



I'll bet that you will magically get her pregnant next week brah. congrats.
post 1692368603 10-26-2023, 07:46 PM
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Good for you...how many cocks did you suck?
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post 1692368943 10-26-2023, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot
lol VirginsMadAf is Mad Af

I cucked you in that KK thread

Your wife cucked you IRL

VirginsMadAf when will they learn
No idea who you are, but I guess I live rent free in your head?
post 1692388873 10-27-2023, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By dmike100
Good for you...how many cocks did you suck?
Zero.
post 1692389273 10-27-2023, 09:07 AM
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post 1692389563 10-27-2023, 09:12 AM
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Imagine being the one to suggest something like this and then finding out your wife already had a week's worth of dicks lined up. Obviously, this didn't happen but lol.
post 1692389733 10-27-2023, 09:15 AM
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post 1692389793 10-27-2023, 09:17 AM
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i believe this
post 1692390483 10-27-2023, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By radrd
Imagine being the one to suggest something like this and then finding out your wife already had a week's worth of dicks lined up. Obviously, this didn't happen but lol.
Most women do.

Years ago, that movie about the hall pass thing came out, some movie called Trainwreck that was about that trainwreck Amy Schumer, and then some Huffington post type articles talking about how hall passes were good for couples/marriages and some people fukd around and found out how they aren't slayers but their wives were getting dicked down quick.
post 1692394373 10-27-2023, 10:37 AM
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Wife is coming home "later this evening", which is technically going to be over a week since we started 3PM last week...

I ended up smashing the chick that came over last night...she was a little thicker than I like but whatever...
post 1692395003 10-27-2023, 10:51 AM
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LMAO you really think anyone believes a red miscer is married.
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post 1692395253 10-27-2023, 10:55 AM
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post 1692395513 10-27-2023, 11:00 AM
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This isn't ending for her OP.
post 1692395703 10-27-2023, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf
I suggested it, she immediately accepted last week. We started Friday at 3 PM...

Since last Friday, she hasn't been back home. I have stayed home and had two girls over in that time - only one had sex with me. The other and I did some light kissing and hugging and then she said she had to go.

My wife has only been answering texts once ever 6-7 hours...usually stuff like "Wow! Just coming up for air! How are you honey?" and sending pics of her in a hotel room and you can see three sets of legs in the background...

I've got a tinder match coming over but she's a little...short and stout. Like 4'11 150...

Will update misc on what happened tomorrow.

Ideally, she didn't have any sex and was just hugging and kissing a bit. We'll see.
That you Will Smiff?
I loe e.
post 1692417273 10-27-2023, 04:54 PM
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She just got home and immediately went to the shower, said she'll be out in 20 mins. We plan to debrief then...
post 1692423863 10-27-2023, 06:47 PM
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...it's not great.

Sex was had. Lots of it.

With her first guy, she just laid in bed masturbating for 20 minutes just watching him stand there naked stroking himself, and orgasmed twice (!) before he even entered her. She said at one point she begged him to put it in her a&& and he made her call him daddy before he did. She had another orgasm then, and ended up rimming him and letting him finish on her face.

That was just the first two hours. She had a second man lined up for later in the evening...but promised the first guy she'd come back after.

I'm still processing the details of her FIRST day...will post more when we get to the details of day 2 [we flew right through my uneventful day 1]...
post 1692423933 10-27-2023, 06:49 PM
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You have 10 minutes to post pics, or I am going to make you red.














I mean ... more red.
post 1692423993 10-27-2023, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf
...it's not great.

Sex was had. Lots of it.

With her first guy, she just laid in bed masturbating for 20 minutes just watching him stand there naked stroking himself, and orgasmed twice (!) before he even entered her. She said at one point she begged him to put it in her a&& and he made her call him daddy before he did. She had another orgasm then, and ended up rimming him and letting him finish on her face.

That was just the first two hours. She had a second man lined up for later in the evening...but promised the first guy she'd come back after.


I'm still processing the details of her FIRST day...will post more when we get to the details of day 2 [we flew right through my uneventful day 1]...
Was he bigger than you?
post 1692425183 10-27-2023, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable
Was he bigger than you?
The way she described it....quite a bit. She measured it out by showing me it went from her middle finger to an inch into her wrist...so like a solid 8....
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