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post 1692635833 10-31-2023, 09:22 PM
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Wife left for a Halloween party dressed as a naughty nurse. What do.

Not srs, no wife but you know where are guys going through this right now. He's sitting at home with the kids while she's bobbing for apples.


To clarify.


Apples is code for dicks.
post 1692636063 10-31-2023, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
You've gotten to the point where you are coming up with imaginary scenarios with your pretend wife. LMAO tours over.
That's where you're wrong, boyo.... I'm a manlet, my tour never even began.
post 1692637123 10-31-2023, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
That's where you're wrong, boyo.... I'm a manlet, my tour never even began.
are you really 5'3? if so... brutal. save up for that ticket to SE asia.
post 1692637743 10-31-2023, 10:31 PM
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over for u
post 1692637993 10-31-2023, 10:42 PM
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15 years ago, the MISC was all threads about smashing sloots, how they're going to get gainz and mog the world, funny made up stories of being alpha and chit.

Now its 100% cuck threads, jews and trannies

The world has fallen. I mourn for the past.
post 1692638013 10-31-2023, 10:42 PM
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photos F@gg0t
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post 1692638123 10-31-2023, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
photos F@gg0t
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post 1692638133 10-31-2023, 10:48 PM
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I've been tricked into opening this thread that has no pics.

NEGGED

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post 1692644903 11-01-2023, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By KBurn⏩
15 years ago, the MISC was all threads about smashing sloots, how they're going to get gainz and mog the world, funny made up stories of being alpha and chit.

Now its 100% cuck threads, jews and trannies

The world has fallen. I mourn for the past.
This is a joke if you didn't catch it but I agree, but it wasn't even that long ago. I wish I found the Misc back in it's hayday. When I joined it was 10x what it is now. Crazy how a few bad mods banned some of the best posters. On a srs note, that can happen with any organization or company as well. Get a bad manager in who fires the wrong people and hires the wrong people and the whole company can go under.
Originally Posted By cam1987⏩
I've been tricked into opening this thread that has no pics.

NEGGED

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ITT: You get what you deserve.
post 1692645243 11-01-2023, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Trick question. That wouldn't be my wife, unless I was accompanying her.
It really is mind blowing that there are dudes letting their wives go out and party without them.
post 1692645333 11-01-2023, 06:45 AM
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Ask her if she gave the guy a prostate exam when she gets home?
post 1692646223 11-01-2023, 07:08 AM
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I got a caramel apple for the nurse
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Originally Posted By KBurn⏩
15 years ago, the MISC was all threads about smashing sloots, how they're going to get gainz and mog the world, funny made up stories of being alpha and chit.

Now its 100% cuck threads, jews and trannies

The world has fallen. I mourn for the past.
Hey siri, play glory days by Bruce Springsteen
Truth is out there
post 1692648393 11-01-2023, 08:16 AM
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OP is 5'3? Deal lord
post 1692649133 11-01-2023, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By KBurn⏩
15 years ago, the MISC was all threads about smashing sloots, how they're going to get gainz and mog the world, funny made up stories of being alpha and chit.

Now its 100% cuck threads, jews and trannies

The world has fallen. I mourn for the past.
Join date 2014
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post 1692649543 11-01-2023, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
You've gotten to the point where you are coming up with imaginary scenarios with your pretend wife. LMAO tours over.
This.

Guy is daydreaming about cuck scenarios in his head and posting them on the misc.

Dude needs to seek help asap.
post 1692650143 11-01-2023, 09:05 AM
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The cuck and tranny fanfic threads have to stop
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post 1692650403 11-01-2023, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
The cuck and tranny fanfic threads have to stop
I swear half of them are closets in denial
post 1692650863 11-01-2023, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
I swear half of them are closets in denial
It's funny on occasion but on any random day half the posts on the front page fall into one of these two categories
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Thread title brought back a memory from high school.

My girlfriend went out as a naughty nurse for Halloween (why do all fukn sloots do this). I fukn hated Halloween, still do. Told her I'm not dressing up, celebrate by yourself.

Found out she went to our science teacher's house to say hi. Guess they were "friends"? Dude was upper 40's, probably low 50's. Pissed me the hell off. Nobody goes to anyone's house "just to say hi". ESPECIALLY in a naughty nurse outfit. Never could trust her after that. I'm sure our science teacher showed her the fukn night of her life.
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