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post 1692683723 11-01-2023, 08:16 PM
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What's the craziest conspiracy theory you've heard?

Mine is that Jennifer Aniston is a tranny.

What's yours?
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fuk twitter

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I don't see how post-2012 people are so into fkn "social" media. COmpeltely absorbed into their phones. Da fuk is wrong with post-2012 people





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twitter head by an autist



******** head by a jew





fuk twitter and ********
post 1692683933 11-01-2023, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By eodWasRight⏩
twitter head by an autist



******** head by a jew





fuk twitter and ********
How's that a CT?
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Following the abandonment of the gold standard, successive governments, central banks and multinational corporations have all conspired to raise corporate profits at the expense of real wages, devalue wages and raise income taxes through inflation (especially in relation to house prices), and enslave the working class through debt.

It’s possible I didn’t “hear” this conspiracy theory so much as make it up myself lol
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
How's that a CT?
thats just what came to my mind



I am gonna type cuz this is misc and I don't shut the fuk up
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post 1692684043 11-01-2023, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Following the abandonment of the gold standard, successive governments, central banks and multinational corporations have all conspired to raise corporate profits at the expense of real wages, devalue wages and raise income taxes through inflation (especially in relation to house prices), and enslave the working class through debt.
Isn't that conspiracy fact?
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Following the abandonment of the gold standard, successive governments, central banks and multinational corporations have all conspired to raise corporate profits at the expense of real wages, devalue wages and raise income taxes through inflation (especially in relation to house prices), and enslave the working class through debt.

It’s possible I didn’t “hear” this conspiracy theory so much as make it up myself lol
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Just from what I witness all around me, our culture has devolved into a social credit by mob rule system. This mob is brainwashed to endorse eugenics programs aimed at culling them, and will feverishly seek to ruin anyone who disagrees. Every hot button issue is either one of these eugenics programs (abortion, LGBTQ, euthanasia, vaccinations, chemicals in food + water), a means to remove freedom and agency ('smart cities,' pandemic laws meant to shutter small businesses and centralize most industries, stagnating wages, inflation, environmental restrictions) or an issue to justify aforementioned eugenics programs (critical theory, post-modernism, Marxism, communism, DEI, ESG, laws / societal norms introduced after 9/11, law / societal norms introduced after pandemic, climate change, global warming).

tl;dr - The world is run by a death cult who has indoctrinated each generation deeper into supporting their own oppression and culling.
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Isn't that conspiracy fact?
Must be a secret

Surely if entire populations were being robbed in broad daylight, of billions of dollars, someone would go to jail
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1. Covid jabs stop the spread, are safe and effective, and I will die if I don't get it.

2. That Joe Biden is cognitively functioning properly and that Bidenomics is leading us all into greater prosperity than we have ever seen.
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
Just from what I witness all around me, our culture has devolved into a social credit by mob rule system. This mob is brainwashed to endorse eugenics programs aimed at culling them, and will feverishly seek to ruin anyone who disagrees. Every hot button issue is either one of these eugenics programs (abortion, LGBTQ, euthanasia, vaccinations, chemicals in food + water), a means to remove freedom and agency ('smart cities,' pandemic laws meant to shutter small businesses and centralize most industries, stagnating wages, inflation, environmental restrictions) or an issue to justify aforementioned eugenics programs (critical theory, post-modernism, Marxism, communism, DEI, ESG, laws / societal norms introduced after 9/11, law / societal norms introduced after pandemic, climate change, global warming).

tl;dr - The world is run by a death cult who has indoctrinated each generation deeper into supporting their own oppression and culling.
Contrast that with the early settlers of the 17th century who were predominantly Christian, with their faith playing a significant role in shaping the culture and institutions of the American colonies. Most people attended church, and religion kept society in order. Now the country seems to be led by some kind of demonic force.
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Must be a secret

Surely if entire populations were being robbed in broad daylight, of billions of dollars, someone would go to jail
Maybe anyone in a position to arrest anybody is either benefitting from it, compromised or too afraid to rock the boat.
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Maybe anyone in a position to arrest anybody is either benefitting from it, compromised or too afraid to rock the boat.
The wormhole thickens
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Contrast that with the early settlers of the 17th century who were predominantly Christian, with their faith playing a significant role in shaping the culture and institutions of the American colonies. Most people attended church, and religion kept society in order. Now the country seems to be led by some kind of demonic force.
Oh 100%. Religion was a reason to have some semblance of morality and "love for thy neighbor." I've never met any Christians or Catholics who wanted non-believers or sinners to burn in hell. They'd just say "I'll pray for you" at worst and at best will shelter people whose house burnt down in a fire as a community.
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That a free market is inherently racist.

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Something the democrats have been pushing lately is that gun companies intentionally pushed ar15s onto the public at such a good deal that they forced them into common use laws. Had they not done that, there would have been no desire from the public to buy them.
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Following the abandonment of the gold standard, successive governments, central banks and multinational corporations have all conspired to raise corporate profits at the expense of real wages, devalue wages and raise income taxes through inflation (especially in relation to house prices), and enslave the working class through debt.

It’s possible I didn’t “hear” this conspiracy theory so much as make it up myself lol
That would be just crazy if that was true, now wouldn't it? Just crazy I tell you.
Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
Just from what I witness all around me, our culture has devolved into a social credit by mob rule system. This mob is brainwashed to endorse eugenics programs aimed at culling them, and will feverishly seek to ruin anyone who disagrees. Every hot button issue is either one of these eugenics programs (abortion, LGBTQ, euthanasia, vaccinations, chemicals in food + water), a means to remove freedom and agency ('smart cities,' pandemic laws meant to shutter small businesses and centralize most industries, stagnating wages, inflation, environmental restrictions) or an issue to justify aforementioned eugenics programs (critical theory, post-modernism, Marxism, communism, DEI, ESG, laws / societal norms introduced after 9/11, law / societal norms introduced after pandemic, climate change, global warming).

tl;dr - The world is run by a death cult who has indoctrinated each generation deeper into supporting their own oppression and culling.
We would be living in a total clown world if that was true. Glad it's not, right? We aren't living in a clown world at all.

Judge Judy would say that you can tell a lie because the more you tell it, the more it doesn't make sense, while the truth, the more you tell it the more sense it makes. Something like that anyways. I think most logical people have come to this conclusion.

Often these conspiracy theories make a lot more sense than the official reports. So often, these conspiracy theories have been coming to be facts. For instance, the lab leak theory that was debunked. I mean, a supervirus that could only be created in a lab, someone just happened to materialize in a wet market that was next to the lab, but no way could it come from a lab.

Once again, logical people see the path of logic, but the government thinks we are a bunch of idiots so there must be some interference or false propaganda being spread to us idiots for us to see this, so they refuse to accept it's just logic, so they label it misinformation, fake news, ect, but lucky for them, they do have a lot of useful idiots that will follow whatever they say.
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
That would be just crazy if that was true, now wouldn't it? Just crazy I tell you.



We would be living in a total clown world if that was true. Glad it's not, right? We aren't living in a clown world at all.

Judge Judy would say that you can tell a lie because the more you tell it, the more it doesn't make sense, while the truth, the more you tell it the more sense it makes. Something like that anyways. I think most logical people have come to this conclusion.

Often these conspiracy theories make a lot more sense than the official reports. So often, these conspiracy theories have been coming to be facts. For instance, the lab leak theory that was debunked. I mean, a supervirus that could only be created in a lab, someone just happened to materialize in a wet market that was next to the lab, but no way could it come from a lab.

Once again, logical people see the path of logic, but the government thinks we are a bunch of idiots so there must be some interference or false propaganda being spread to us idiots for us to see this, so they refuse to accept it's just logic, so they label it misinformation, fake news, ect, but lucky for them, they do have a lot of useful idiots that will follow whatever they say.
Every government in the history of the world comes down to "the ruling class will do what they are able to get away with and the public gets what they are willing to tolerate."

Doesn't matter if it's a dictator, democratic republic, monarchy... Its all the same chit to some degree
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My favorite one is that jet engines don't actually run on jet fuel. They run on air.

There are some great videos on youtube with dudes talking about where the compressed air tanks are hidden and how we're all being fooled thinking that jet engines use combustible fuel.



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I mean...there's a lot.

The most interesting one though is Antarctica. Clearly something is up with it, and the antarctic treaty makes that obvious, but a while back I watched a short documentary on Admiral Byrd and his travels to Antarctica. In the end they cite his diary and how he went insane talking about nazi's and stuff past the antarctic wall in far away lands we've never seen.

Someone said that was just an attempt to destroy his character after he passed by making him sound crazy so that people shy away from questioning antarctica and what is holds/hides/really is.

Sounded insane at the time, but I think that guy was right in a way. Wtf is going on in Antarctica. Nothing around it makes any coherent sense.
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