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ยป Just found out my wife's brazilian wax person is a guy...
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post 1693026223 11-08-2023, 07:35 AM
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Just found out my wife's brazilian wax person is a guy...

Is my tour over?

I always assumed 'Sam' was short for Samantha, turns out it's short for Samuel...

She's been going to him for 2 years.

She says he's gay and that they just hit it off the first time she had it done so she's been requesting him every time she goes to get her wax done...
post 1693026473 11-08-2023, 07:39 AM
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post 1693027173 11-08-2023, 07:48 AM
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Some gay guys are vag curious; that is basically the orientation of most the misc. go meet him at the next waxing and judge for yourself.
IF YOU DONT SQUAT, YOU AINT SQUAT
post 1693027383 11-08-2023, 07:51 AM
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Only option you have is to wax his ass to assert dominance
post 1693028523 11-08-2023, 08:11 AM
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Your "wife."

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693029753 11-08-2023, 08:31 AM
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samuel has been going in DRY for decades. you are the bf that they laugh about after they get done smashing. stay safe
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post 1693029863 11-08-2023, 08:33 AM
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Can confirm, am wax.
post 1693030373 11-08-2023, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
Can confirm, am wax.
I can also confirm - I am singular bunghole hair on lukewarm wax on sticky strip.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693030743 11-08-2023, 08:52 AM
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See ShakeBrah's signature
post 1693031563 11-08-2023, 09:07 AM
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Sounds like your turn is over and now it's Samuel's turn.
post 1693033063 11-08-2023, 09:33 AM
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I'm MAD AF
post 1693033433 11-08-2023, 09:41 AM
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Just realized I need a new job.
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