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post 1693072423 11-09-2023, 12:16 AM
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Fapping before work...

I fap a lot less than I used to because I have a wife that is always up for it.

However, she leaves for work way before I even get up, so the odd time I need to spank the monkey before I head to work

Problem- when in work I am in a foul fukking mood lol

what up with that?

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post 1693072833 11-09-2023, 12:48 AM
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I once caught a guy fapping in the bathroom at work. He was in a closed stall, but you could see from his shadow.
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post 1693073083 11-09-2023, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
I once caught a guy fapping in the bathroom at work. He was in a closed stall, but you could see from his shadow.
What did you do?
post 1693073093 11-09-2023, 01:02 AM
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Drive, ambition and sociability is (also) tied to sexual energy. So when u bust one out before your day starts it's probably going to downgrade you a bit in those regards.
post 1693073703 11-09-2023, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra⏩
Drive, ambition and sociability is (also) tied to sexual energy. So when u bust one out before your day starts it's probably going to downgrade you a bit in those regards.
Yeh this sounds accurate. I just end up not caring about anything and want to go home and drink with pizza

Luckily a rare occurrence.
:)
post 1693073733 11-09-2023, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
I once caught a guy fapping in the bathroom at work. He was in a closed stall, but you could see from his shadow.
Thanks for cumming into the stall to help me out. I owe you one.
post 1693073843 11-09-2023, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
I once caught a guy fapping in the bathroom at work. He was in a closed stall, but you could see from his shadow.
did he shoot it into ur eye?
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post 1693073903 11-09-2023, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
I once caught a guy fapping in the bathroom at work. He was in a closed stall, but you could see from his shadow.
Did he at least have the common courtesy to give you a reacharound?
post 1693074763 11-09-2023, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
I once caught a guy fapping in the bathroom at work. He was in a closed stall, but you could see from his shadow.
thanks bro, I was thinking everyone in corporate was in it for themselves until you offered to finish me off and allow me to bust a hot load in your mouth
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post 1693075703 11-09-2023, 03:51 AM
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post 1693076303 11-09-2023, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
What did you do?
I stayed in the bathroom for a few seconds longer to wait for him to come out to see who the perpetrator was. I didnโ€™t call him out though - Iโ€™m not that cold

Brah was probably just trying to relieve some stress before his shift
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post 1693077193 11-09-2023, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
I once caught a guy fapping in the bathroom at work. He was in a closed stall, but you could see from his shadow.
post 1693077923 11-09-2023, 05:18 AM
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i know this sounds crazy but i could of swore NY City was trying to get fap booths for people on break.was that real or satire?cause i feel it was actually real.yeah they called it GuyFi LOL
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post 1693079263 11-09-2023, 05:44 AM
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post 1693079323 11-09-2023, 05:45 AM
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At my age I can't waste a good load on a fap since I generally have sex at work or get a bj to completion 2 to 3 times a week. The stable of 2 nurses, 2 housekeepers and 1 unit secretary at the hospital I work at keeps me busy.
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post 1693079733 11-09-2023, 05:55 AM
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Sometimes I get up early to get a solid edging session in before work. But I also fap till hard in the shower every morning.
post 1693079843 11-09-2023, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted By AstroGym79⏩
At my age I can't waste a good load on a fap since I generally have sex at work or get a bj to completion 2 to 3 times a week. The stable of 2 nurses, 2 housekeepers and 1 unit secretary at the hospital I work at keeps me busy.
wot srs??

are you a doctor?


mirin if srs, this sounds like a good pron plot
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post 1693080263 11-09-2023, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted By plebmaximus⏩
wot srs??

are you a doctor?


mirin if srs, this sounds like a good pron plot
He's the janitor
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post 1693081143 11-09-2023, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By EireGunner⏩
I fap a lot less than I used to because I have a wife that is always up for it.

However, she leaves for work way before I even get up, so the odd time I need to spank the monkey before I head to work

Problem- when in work I am in a foul fukking mood lol

what up with that?

cliffs- stroking the one-eyed monster in the A.M is no good
Nah, this is bullsh!t. This is completely false and you're a fukking lying no-fap shill. I used to use the power of FAP to get myself out of bed every morning for work. I never had more energy in my fukking life and I was able to get through the day as a winner. I was popular with every one and the women were always around me, attractive ones. It's because I enabled my pheromone machine in the morning by fapping and it absolutely drew the women in. You're just a low test beta if you're against fapping.
post 1693081273 11-09-2023, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Nah, this is bullsh!t. This is completely false and you're a fukking lying no-fap shill. I used to use the power of FAP to get myself out of bed every morning for work. I never had more energy in my fukking life and I was able to get through the day as a winner. I was popular with every one and the women were always around me, attractive ones. It's because I enabled my pheromone machine in the morning by fapping and it absolutely drew the women in. You're just a low test beta if you're against fapping.
Truth to this. No matter how much sex you get, you have to make time for fapping.
post 1693081333 11-09-2023, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
Truth to this. No matter how much sex you get, you have to make time for fapping.
thanks bro. glad there are still some alphas here on misc
post 1693081403 11-09-2023, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
thanks bro. glad there are still some alphas here on misc
post 1693081813 11-09-2023, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
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