It is absolutely ridiculous that Christy Fried Crispy is doing anything other than desperately trying to lose weight with single-minded focus.

Imagine having your limbs on fire and before putting it out you decide to run for president while your limbs are still on fire. He thinks he needs to run for president? He just needs to run.

Whenever his weight is brought up, he takes it as a huge personal insult and implies that he does not need to change and is not at any fault. His immaturity is going to kill him. Is as though he fails to have one redeeming quality. He cannot control his gluttony, cannot engage in self-reflection, cannot admit fault, cannot take responsibility, cannot take action, cannot invoke change, cannot consider what others tell him. How can you have zero qualities? I don't even know how to imagine a person with no qualities without the idea just converging into the general notion of Chris Christy. He is the unique zero-quality person. Look at that ****ing neck.



That's haram. Absolutely detestable.

He wants to be president some day? Look at the typical age of presidents. When's the last time you saw a 70 year old man that size? This isn't a joke.

It’s his thyroid brah…give him a break

Ok. Then he should be relegated to hospice care.

The fact that this giant POS still has a political career is a perfect representation of how f*cked the system is.