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Thread: ITT: Describe how hard you'd still smash 58 year old Shania Twain (srs) (giga-cougar)

post 1693252613 11-12-2023, 11:41 AM
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ITT: Describe how hard you'd still smash 58 year old Shania Twain (srs) (giga-cougar)





wood still smash that giga-cougar to within an inch of her (very little remaining) life
wood still fill them dusty old geriatric sugar walls with overzealous guilt-free seed that could never lead to anything. Literally zero consequence shag over and over
wood eat a yard of werther's originals + prune juice farts out of her wrinkly old bung
wood overall still do absolutely unspeakable things to/10

go.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693252713 11-12-2023, 11:43 AM
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Those pics don't impress-a-me much, op
post 1693252763 11-12-2023, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Those pics don't impress-a-me much, op
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DolphinPilot again.
post 1693253083 11-12-2023, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Those pics don't impress-a-me much, op
fuk you srs

...i'd make her feel like a woman?

i dunno, can't really top that lol. all I know for sure is that I'd suck the soul out of her ass.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693253453 11-12-2023, 11:57 AM
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Quite
I’ve whacked it to her many times
Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Those pics don't impress-a-me much, op
Lol
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post 1693253583 11-12-2023, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Quite
I’ve whacked it to her many times




Lol
Not many compared to her at her peak. ridiculous little LTC physique. wood literally let her schit on my face.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693257673 11-12-2023, 01:25 PM
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Must be a bunch of slack-jawed ph@ggots on today that wouldn't suck a dusty queef out of a geriatric pussy, I guess.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693260923 11-12-2023, 02:23 PM
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Still highly fukable... Just realized she's not that much older than me. Don't like that feel
post 1693263663 11-12-2023, 03:05 PM
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she held out longer than most...............but the wall still came

still hot as fck in her day
post 1693288653 11-13-2023, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted By userCMNWN6Z4V3S⏩
Still highly fukable... Just realized she's not that much older than me. Don't like that feel
The years fly by, boyo.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693288693 11-13-2023, 03:40 AM
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I'd pop the zits off her azz with my teeth...
post 1693289063 11-13-2023, 04:08 AM
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She certainly brings out the woman in me. My pee-pee inverted.
post 1693289083 11-13-2023, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Thebigzub⏩
I'd pop the zits off her azz with my teeth...
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1693289623 11-13-2023, 04:48 AM
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Her face doesn't even look like she's the same person, so that's a lot of fillers and facelift done.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1693289763 11-13-2023, 04:55 AM
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Upon entering her tight little booty hole my penor will immediately and instantaneously swell to the size of a small bus causing her skin to rupture and her internal organs to be forced out explosively in scenes reminiscent of this:

post 1693301083 11-13-2023, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By ChinkWithDink⏩
Upon entering her tight little booty hole my penor will immediately and instantaneously swell to the size of a small bus causing her skin to rupture and her internal organs to be forced out explosively in scenes reminiscent of this:

Looks like my angus this morning (srs)
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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