Ate some Jimmy John's around 10pm last night. Almost as soon as I had finished downing a jalapeneo chicken wrap I gotten there, I started to feel like total chit. Went and threw it all up almost immediately.

Spent the next few hours clutching to the bathroom sink and toilet for dear life. Couldn't even keep a slight sip of water down to clear my pipe after throwing up. Was throwing up into the sink while simultaneously chitting into the toilet. Went through 2 full rolls of toilet paper between wiping my assss off and mopping puke out of my face/beard.

Couldn't sleep for the life of me, because every time I tried, I had to go vomit and chit again every 5 minutes. Wound up passing out in the bathtub trying to sooth my finally emptied guts with the hot water. Woke up at 3am before going back to bed.

Worst 4 hours ever, srs.

Food poisoning. Go see doctor urgently srs.

pls provide MS paint of this thanks in advance

I appreciate that, but I think my time to go in to see a doctor about it was around 1am yesterday after it had become clear I was trying swim agaist a chit creek trying to fix it myself. I was actually seriously considering it before I passed out lol.

Also had some hot flashes and bouts of sweating/feeling cold on and off during the night. I drove by a JJ's today and couldn't even look at the sign without feeling grossed out.

Did you call the place and let them know what happened so others don't get sick too?

Sucks when you get sick from a good place. Took me like ten years to go back to Sonic

the incubation period for food poisoning is a lot longer than that, boyo

unless an AA working there sprinkled something in it srs

Been there, done that. Heaven is a dry fart once everything settles down.

Hope you are doing better by now. My father had a bad case of food poisoning a few years ago. He ate apparently some bad crab meat at a restaurant. He ended up going to eh ER as he couldn't stop throwing up and using the bathroom. They didn't keep him long, he was sent home soon after he arrived. What kind of surprised dad was that the ER doctor didn't want to report the restaurant for serving a dish that was rotten. We were joking that maybe the doctor was part owner of the place.

nah, brah, shellfish is against their religion

Deer Diarrhea

wtf are you doing eating jimmy johns?

I was too busy dying by in my bathroom and they were closed for the night by the time I had myself in any sort of order to make a phone call. Pretty sure Jimmy John's doesn't open until at least 11am, either. In any case, I 100% guarantee that some potheads working at JJ's weren't gonna do anything about that regardless of what I did.

I am still having the Hershey Squirts. Faaark

Been there. The most sick I've ever been in my life. Went to take a bus/shuttle home from college for spring break and it broke down before getting to the school. We had to get home though so we all went on another shuttle and I was one of the last ones on. Had to sit on the floor of a fukking shuttle for 2.5 hours.

Ate some mozzarella sticks when I got home...didn't feel good, then tried to sleep. Woke up and shifted between puking and pissing out my ass from 8pm to about 3am. Couldn't even keep gatorade down or anything.

I feel for you OP. You'll get over it though. The next 2 weeks are some of the worst simply because nothing will taste good and will kind of make you think you'll start puking again.

Food poisoning sucks ass.

Last time it happened to me I ate a salad at a pretty nice restaurant. Don’t know if it was the lettuce or dressing, but something fked me up good. Was on the toilet for like 6 hours straight throwing up and the other symptoms, finally went to the hospital to get some IVs.

I'm sorry that happened to you but I cracked up laughing. I apologise.

Damn OP that sounds really ****ty

Had food poisoning before, worst thing; doctor just told me to stay hydrated. Yeah, that will fcking work when I'm non-stop puking.